[San Jacinto]

I just got an email proving obama was born in Nigeria and I am going to get $32 million dollars as soon as I send over the funds for them to get the birth certificate certified.

[Theodore R.]

Even if true, the American people don’t know this, don’t understand it, and don’t care. All they want is that check in the mail.

[Last Dakotan]

I’d imagine Americans have offspring all over the world at any given time. That doesn’t mean these children aren’t Americans.

[blueyon]

As I remember, isn’t Raila Odinga a cousin or something?

[mnehring]

African Press International scooped them a long time ago. They even promise to release a tape where Michelle admits it.

[Baynative]

The truth is that Obama could come right out an say he was born elsewhere and, in fact never even became a naturalized citizen and it would not matter one small bit. No congress, no court, no lawful action would dare stand up to remove him. The turmoil would be disastrous.

Obama was elected because of his ability to play the race card when things don't go his way and, like it or not, that is still a very powerful weapon. Except at the ballot box he's invulnerable.

[humblegunner]

Yes, and John Edward’s love-child is actually Obama’s real father
who came back through time and impregnated Stanley-Ann over Bat-Boy’s
protests. There was a scuffle. It was ugly.

Young Orly Taitz was the midwife and saved all the fluids.

[Aria]

From what I can tell zero was basically the result of a one night stand - who knows, it might have been a coupla nights - but didn’t seem like Sr. would have even wanted Stanley in Kenya for the birth since he didn’t even want the kid, or her, in the first place.

[Conscience of a Conservative]

The unnamed interviewee stated that his unnamed coworkers were told by an unnamed assistant to an unnamed under-secretary within the Kenyan government that Obama’s birth record existed in Kenya, and that the information was not difficult at the time to obtain. The following is our interview with the individual:

That's a credible source if I ever saw one.

[Meet the New Boss]

If he was in fact born in Kenya, it wouldn’t surprise me if some Kenyan government official took the records and are using them to either protect Obama or leverage him to advantage.

Also, surely the Indonesian records of any adoption, citizenship, passport and so on are in the hands of some high government or intelligence agency official in Indonesia. The official position of the government is that Obama was never a citizen, which is contradicted by the one document that has slipped into public view, his school admission record.

Who knows how many governments and intelligence agencies around the world have gotten their hands on Obama background documents that he refuses to make publicly available.

[FrankR]

IF any of this is provable, then we have 525 people in Congress who have broken their oaths to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

I propose we start "operatino CLEANOUT" and kick them all to the curb for being traitors.

If a communist had taken over the White House in the 50's, Washington DC would be inundated with Americans demanding that he be ousted...but now, in 2011....crickets.

Seems the "peace sign" of the 60's was, and is, after all the "footprint of the American chicken".

[El Sordo]

The gulibility of this blog is mindboggling.

[Tex-Con-Man]

INTERVIEWEE:

The guy has no name? Is it Mike?

I read the entire "interview". Wadda loada udder crap.

There isn't anything about this article that isn't completely made up. It's really bad...laughably bad, fiction.

It's a collection of birther talking points organized into a narrative disguised as an interview.

Sheeesh...embarrassing.

[urtax$@work]

.... ...."under British rule for many years, and when Obama was born, information on his birth record would have been given in metric measurements: height, weight, etc. The document I have seen has it in inches and pounds, so it’s totally fraudulent. ...."

ORLY , HANG ON TO THAT BIRTH CERTIFICATE !!

There may be a hole in this story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_units

I bet Kenya (former Brit colony) was still on the IMPERIAL measurement system. See wiki link above. Any FReepers care to research this further !?!

From Wiki:

The system of imperial units or the imperial system is the system of units first defined in the British Weights and Measures Act of 1824, which was later refined (until 1959) and reduced. The system came into official use across the British Empire. By the late 20th century, most nations of the former empire had officially adopted the metric system as their main system of measurement.

The United Kingdom completed its legal transition to the metric system in 1995, but many imperial units are still in official use: draught beer must be sold in pints....

[Kleon]

It’s getting almost funny how gullible these idiots are.