[CollegeRepublican]

I played lacrosse with a guy who trained his dog to fetch beer from the fridge. They kept a rope on the fridge handle so the dog could open it up. No lie.

[Mears]

I love it.

[Gaffer]

But my little girls don’t slobber all over the bottle!

[Joan Kerrey]

a guy who trained his dog to fetch beer from the fridge

I had a mutt when I was a teen who was trained in one word commands to fetch:
slippers
paper
leash
He was easily trained to do almost anything given a time commitment and appropriate treats