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Illegals, Break The Law And Collect Benefits
BillLawrenceOnline.Com ^ | 05-12-11

Posted on 05/12/2011 8:29:24 AM PDT by Tribune7

Dot Hayer, our correspondent for Northeast Pennsylvania, reports that our Federales, as one suspects they will soon be calling themselves, forced the release of a Mexican man who had been living illegally in this country for six years while apparently fraudulently collecting benefits.

Oswaldo Tlamis-Perez, 30, was stopped by Beaver Meadows Police Chief Chief Michael Morresi for speeding and showed him a Mexican registration card as identification along with two public benefit Access cards bearing different names. He also had $3,000 in cash.

The Access card is an electronic benefits transfer card now used in Pennsylvania in lieu of food stamps.

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To: Daffynition

‘Cuz he wants weapons grade lasers that can cut cars in half, that’s why....LOL


281 posted on 05/13/2011 3:18:20 AM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander
I love it! Then he can weld them back together again...enterprising!

I can just see a car cut in two, each side going off in different directions like an episode of Mr. Bean!


282 posted on 05/13/2011 3:27:09 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Salamander
On his word, we'll all storm the Bastille.


283 posted on 05/13/2011 3:32:57 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Daffynition

Uh, yeah...because nobody’s aware of that either and it hasn’t been done before....LOL

[word has it that trouble’s brewing at the Alamo...stand ready]

;D


284 posted on 05/13/2011 3:48:57 AM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Daffynition

He’s thinking more of left-turning legally blind drivers and tail-gaters, I’m afraid...:)

Bzzzzt!
ZAP!


285 posted on 05/13/2011 3:50:52 AM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Daffynition
He doesn't read FR so I'll just say this.

If somebody does something stupid on the highway, he'll “viciously turn on the high beams”.

Then, dryly, I'll say “Honey, the high beams aren't ~really~ lasers, you know”.

*Sicilians*.

:::eye roll:::.

286 posted on 05/13/2011 3:55:32 AM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

Your hubby is Sicilian? heh heh. I’m 1/4 Sicilian too. ;-)


287 posted on 05/13/2011 8:33:04 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Salamander; Daffynition
You guys just don't keep up with the news do you? So many things are happening!!!!! The world is falling apart and you are just sitting here talking!!!!!!! You must not care about your freedoms!!!!!! Don't you all know that Pearl Harbor has just been attacked?!?!?!?!?


288 posted on 05/13/2011 8:43:39 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Salamander
Everybody sing!

Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

5p4m!

289 posted on 05/13/2011 8:54:49 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Salamander
****WAVING HAND FURIOUSLY FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM***

CALL ON ME!! CALL ON ME! I KNOW THIS ONE!!!

David Bowie. He was the hero at the Alamo. ;-D


290 posted on 05/13/2011 9:53:59 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Salamander
PSST! PSST! Salamander. PSST! *WAKE UP* Someone is here looking for you. Psst!

I don't like the insinuation that *WE* don't know what is going on in the world .

............of *course* we do. And have been following the protocol of thread highjacking to the letter. PFFT! ;D


291 posted on 05/13/2011 10:06:07 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

How *dare* that accursed Hitler bomb Pearl Bailey!!!


292 posted on 05/13/2011 12:07:02 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

“5p4m! “

Just *had* to sneak that one in there, didn’t ya?

;D


293 posted on 05/13/2011 12:08:01 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Daffynition
Don't forget James Crockett! He was an Alamo hero, too!


294 posted on 05/13/2011 12:12:02 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Daffynition
OMG...and OMG!!!!

LOL!

295 posted on 05/13/2011 12:15:30 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander
That's Sonny James Crockett...
296 posted on 05/13/2011 12:16:32 PM PDT by cmsgop ( I spent most of my childhood terrified that The Rhythm was going to get me.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

So, does that mean you only turn your imaginary Laser Death Rays on other drivers 25% of the time?

;D


297 posted on 05/13/2011 12:17:18 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander; Daffynition

David Bowie and James Crockett? LOL! You guys are killing me over here!


298 posted on 05/13/2011 12:17:28 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Daffynition

Rofl.


299 posted on 05/13/2011 12:18:35 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Salamander

y3p :-)


300 posted on 05/13/2011 12:19:20 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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