Are you sure you are not from the GRP instead of the GOP? You know, the Grand Redneck Party that's trying to hijack the other one? Your logo doesn't seem to match your writing. You wouldn't happen to be from some flyover area, would you? How about camouflaged pajamas? Do you fish or hunt for lunch in your back yard, or do they now have supermarkets nearby, say, 50 miles from where you live? Just curious.
(Psst... you need to quit hanging out with these BAD 'christians'; as it's starting to affect your sweet personality...)
FOTFLOL!!!
I needed a good laugh today. Thanks.