We also have another Dachshund named Scrat (and yes, she is
the character from Ice Age, alive and on four legs), a tank of Gouramis, and a red-eared slider turtle named Fred, who is a terminal-stage ham junkie. That damned thing will thrash around in his tank if he even
smells ham baking, and won't settle down until he's fed some. Think about it. A turtle who needs a ham fix. He's Protestant.
"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."