It also appears that we should start calling you Saint Arrogantsob, you seem to be so close to Christ that you feel you can speak for him....
Well, granny you wouldn’t like it much if one of your grandkids was endangered because this self-aggrandizing Phony now would you?
Free, that is, FREE korans (I refuse to capitalize; it is a sign of respect) can be had online. Just google the words and order one.
Be prepapred for a follow-up call though