I know. The other day, I was warming up some leftover pizza in the microwave when I started to have trouble talking. Then, I started cooking some Orville Redenbacher Movie Butter Microwave Popcorn and things went really crazy.
You shouldn’t press your face against the window, Blue- it will be done soon enough
And try those soybean MW burgers while you’re at it... they’re scrumdillyicious lol