[freebilly]

Well, when your first lab partner in highschool Biology happens to be named Candy McCrory, and she keeps pressing her assets into your back as she bends over to see the frog we’re about to dissect on the wax tray, you might think that Candy is dandy, and not want to proceed to liquor.

Well, if such was the case,why didn't you proceed to lick 'er...?

[supremedoctrine]

The daily ‘back rubs’ were good enough for me.
Besides, I couldn’t get past her 1/4” thick pancake makeup—
this was in the 60s-—of course, also, I changed her last name, using another hot girl’s , so as to protect the reputation of the legendary “Candy”.