Doomed! DOOMED! Doomed!
There must be somewhere we can throw billions of dollars to remedy this problem.
Does that mean that I can skip doing my taxes?
My, there sure seems to be a lot of questions for Mr. Science lately. Are you ready for another experiment Bobby? Scientists don’t whimper and cower in the corner like that. Come out here. ‘Do solar flares cause a change in people’s mood?’ Hmmmm. You know the Mr. Science motto, ‘Doing Is Knowing!’ We can’t get the sun in our studio, so I’ve taped these twenty road flares together to simulate the sun. I’ll just light them..........Run Cameraman Steve, run!!! Stop Drop and Roll!!! Where’d he find that ax??? There’s no place for a filthy mouth in science, Cameraman Steve. Once again, science triumphs over superstition! ‘Do solar flares cause a change in people’s mood?’ The answer is yes, they make Cameraman Steve try to split your head open with an ax. Mr. Science will be hosting a fundraiser this Friday night at the Holiday Inn from 6-10pm to benefit all of our brave firefighters. They seem to be suffering a lot of injuries lately.”
I'm ok. I'm in the mirror and I've got myself covered.
FWIW, Solar activity is correlated to aspects between Jupiter and Saturn. RCA discovered this the early 50’s.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,814720,00.html
“...this monster cycle is calculated to reach maximum intensity from 2011 through 2012”
Ahhh.....SEIU’s excuse for traumatic “poll watching” in 2012 elections...
And cell phones generate *ahem* various fields, right?
No *wonder* Obama wants to be able to contact everyone via cell.
...but *I'll* fool them, though. I'll keep forgetting my cell and leaving it on the kitchen counter!
Cheers!
In the 1950’s Dr. Jaegger (sp?) at the volcano study center in Hawaii discovered that the level of the lava pool in the largest volcano raised and lowered in a way correlated with the sunspot cycles.