Posted on 03/07/2011 4:46:48 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
2013: Some imagined scenes yet-to-come
Predicting the future can be a tricky business, but our man RidesAPaleHorse peers into his crystal ball to reveal a few scenes from 2013 America–AFTER the War in the Gulf of America. New Middle Eastern map included.
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THE GULF OF AMERICA:THE MIDEAST IN 2013
January 21, 2013. With gasoline is at $6.49.9/gal., the recent capture and closure of the Suez Canal by the combined forces of Al Queda and the Taliban, Israel under daily rocket attacks with the “Army of Allah” poised for invasion at their border, OPEC nations threatening a complete embargo of oil to the West, several Middle Eastern countries now under the control of the Muslim Brotherhood, foreign invaders flooding across both our borders and former President Hussein Obama having fled the U.S. for parts unknown after his impeachment, trial and surprising conviction for high crimes against the Constitution, the country and its citizens, among other high crimes and misdemeanors and under the cloud of further, newly discovered evidence of collusion with the enemy, the newly elected President of The United States of America is forced to act.
With the backing of a Republican majority in both houses of Congress–the result of a stunning landslide victory by conservatives in the 2012 election, giving them 415 in the House and 98 in the Senate–the newly inaugurated President of The United States, Sarah Palin, in her first act on the first day of her Presidency, unilaterally declares war on the Middle East; when the dust settles and the radiation dies down, the map of the middle east looks somewhat different than it did.
Interviewed by Rush Limbaugh, President Palin explains:
“Vice President Allen West and I were talking about our oil deals with the OPEC cartel and the recent developments in the region, at the inaugural party we had at the community hall in Wasilla and I said “I’ll be darned if we’re going to use all our own precious natural resources when these guys owe us so darned much and we dang sure can’t let our Israeli friends be destroyed.”
“I have no intention of letting these guys hold us hostage and endanger our allies”.
“So I asked, “Al, what’s your recommendation?”
V.P. West, knowing of my previous efforts to cool off the situation agreed we were in a tough spot but said “You ought to just kick their ass. It’s certainly ONE way to “Win The Future”.
“And so the juggernaut was unleashed.” “It’s not like I hadn’t done my best to reason with the Muslims in the weeks leading up to the devastation we brought to them but their position was clear, they were not about to negotiate with a mere woman”.
“At recent meetings with the OPEC representatives, most of which had strong ties to Al Queda and the Taliban, I tried talking to them, to see my side of the issue but they kept asking me where the President was, where my burkha was and didn’t I have “woman” things to do like pounding clothes on rocks or making the falafel or tending the camels and goats, did my husband know how disrespectful I was and why was he not keeping me under control.”
“When I protested that that kind of discourse was objectionable to me and that we should be talking about the problems they have created in that region and that there were consequences for their actions, they all had a good laugh and said “what’re you going to do about it……bomb us?”
“And I said, “You Betcha!”
“By golly, I guess they thought they were still dealing with Obama.” “I began pulling our troops back to safe areas and the air campaign was underway.” “The die had been cast.”
July 4, 2013. Employers have been investing in new equipment, hiring new employees and bringing operations back to this country on hearing the news that many of the restrictions and regulations on business have been lifted, corporate taxes eliminated and a new, national, 1 page right to work law has passed. Northern and Southern borders are both closed and secured by troops returned from the Middle East, new immigration policy has been implemented and the stock market is approaching the 15,000 mark. President Palin re-stated her “Drill Baby Drill” proclamation and hundreds of previously untapped wells were opened up with hundreds more wells being drilled both here and in the Middle East.
Construction on 27 new refineries has been completed with 27 more underway and 46 more authorized. Infrastructure both here and abroad in the re-construction following the devastation has benefited both the U.S. and the defeated. Employees of the “green” industries, laid off when their subsidies had been drastically cut or eliminated are re-trained and brought into the existing, modernized energy industry. Unemployment is at a historic low of 3.3% with the jobs created in all the attendant industries, by the rejuvenation of the manufacturing, construction, oil and coal industries. Previously able welfare recipients are dropped from the rolls, trained for good paying jobs and hired into the newly revitalized construction, manufacturing and other industries and Social Security, having been cleaned of the graft, waste and corruption along with many other government programs, is solvent with recipients having received a 25% increase in their earned entitlements.
Gasoline is at $0.39.9/gal, the Postal service has been privatized, a first class letter can be sent for 7 cents, Amtrak is operating at a profit, the major auto manufacturers are again in the hands of private investors and building the big American cars that the people wanted while the widely regarded as “experimental”, expensive, government subsidized electric vehicles, have been shipped to the Middle East and buried in the vast expanses of sand to be remembered only as a bad dream of environmentalism and government run amok.
The threat of Islamic terrorisim has been all but eliminated, Mecca having been vaporized in the opening moments and only two mosques remain, ironically, in the U.S., only as museums and testaments to the demise of radical extremist ideologies.
The engine of free enterprise is again bellowing at full throttle throat. The United States of America is back!
And we all lived happily ever after.
Somewhere, Ronald Reagan and the Founding Fathers are smiling.
Sorry, I was so excited I misspelled painted as pained.
“What is best in life?” To smite the jihadists, to drive their mullahs before you, and to hear the lamentations of the lamestream media! Allahu fubar!
Mekhtoub!(It is written!)
ROFL!
Unlikely that we will take physical ownership of the former Middle-East, though our wholly-owned satellite executive governmental apparati will control of most of the region and all of its natural resources.
I especially like Somalia and Kenya as "U.S. Bombing Ranges." Very nice.
8^D
I’m smiling. :)
I love that one!
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I don’t care where it is from, the picture is just another in the long line of weird Palin pics I have seen here on FR. And I won’t stoop to your level of name calling, as I take the ‘no personal attacks’ seriously.
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