Ah! Meta-Proctologists of the World, shake your money maker!
I like your DVD scam,,, errrr,, scheme. I may have to incorporate it.
Do you know our esteemed colleague, Ben Dover?
Dr. Ben Dover and myself honor you as the seminal figure of Meta-Proctology. As you are the doyen in this small, but rapidly expanding field, any work done in the lab here is available to you as a professional courtesy. We look forward to having you as a guest aboard our corporate yacht, the Innuendo.
We already pierre-review your articles on Tuesdays and Thursdays, when Pierre is not playing hockey.