lol. I feel like I’ve been in the Twilight Zone long enough to meet its residency requirement to be President there.
But I’m not a natural born citizen of the place so I won’t even try to run. lol
Speaking of running, I think you should run for an office. You’re the kind of citizen that should be “serving” the people because you actually would. Don’t worry about not being a lawyer, they’re too many of those in office already! Run on this issue for starters.
(I am definitely not kidding.)