You can have mine. We’re getting dang tired of them. The deer harvest was lean this year because of the bumper crop of acorns — deer have plenty to eat and don’t wander. If they aren’t ambling (or shambling in the case of zombie deer) by, ya can’t shoot ‘em.
How shall I ship them to you?
It’d be cruel to the FedEx guy to ship them that way, wouldn’t it?
I mean, the nice docile deer suddenly going all brain munchy on him mid trip?