It’d be cruel to the FedEx guy to ship them that way, wouldn’t it?
I mean, the nice docile deer suddenly going all brain munchy on him mid trip?
Nah, I’m gonna go UPS. For 20 years, I’ve loved the delivery service from my UPS guys, give them giant tips at Christmas, was sweet and friendly toward them, etc., but my current guy is the worst delivery driver I’ve ever had from any of the delivery companies including the USPS.
He deserves the zombie deer. I hope that you get the deer, and that the delivery guy doesn’t go all “braaaaains, BRAAAAAINNS!” on you.