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Mad Lib OTD: Richard "Scarecrow" Cohen - Tea Party Speech Causes Death & Destruction
Useful Info Nation ^ | 10/05/2010 | Thomas Bryan

Posted on 10/05/2010 9:08:58 AM PDT by toma29

Richard Cohen, from whom Frank L. Baum got the inspiration for Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz, has completely veered off the Yellow Brick Road more than normal today.

From the Washington Post:

On the right, hateful words are fired like bullets

It seems that if Scarecrow had a brain, he'd also have memories of the hatred from the Left during George W. Bush's presidency - things like death threats against him and an actual assassination movie. Fired like bullets.

How does Scarecrow start his tripe-filled column? By reliving the liberal glory days of the sixties:

I still ride a bike. I do 12 miles, several days a week, and as I do so I listen to music -- the Pandora service on my iPhone. I have created a station that plays folk rock. Lately, it has repeatedly played the Neil Young song "Ohio": "What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground?" On the bike, I have to repress a tear.

Methinks Scarecrow would be crying tears of joy if W had been shot down. I'll spare you Scarecrow's "I remember where I was" reminiscence. Here's where he becomes a flying monkey:

That was the language of that time. And now it is the language of our time. It is the language of Glenn Beck, who fetishizes about liberals and calls Barack Obama a racist. It is the language of rage that fuels too much of the Tea Party and is the sum total of gubernatorial hopeful Carl Paladino's campaign message in New York. It is all this talk about "taking back America" (from whom?) and this inchoate fury at immigrants and, of course, this raw anger at Muslims, stoked by politicians such as Newt Gingrich and Rick Lazio, the latter having lost the GOP primary to Paladino for, among other things, not being sufficiently angry. "I'm going to take them out," Paladino vowed at a Tea Party rally in Ithaca, N.Y.

Notice how Scarecrow doesn't seem to know from whom Independents, Conservatives, and even many Democrats want to "take back America" in 2010?

I don't remember Scarecrow having any trouble figuring out the "from whom" back in 2007. What does it say behind Scarecrow's Messiah in this photo?




It seems Scarecrow has just enough brain stem left to be a hypocrite, but not enough to know it.

On my bike, I recalled those days and wondered if they have not returned. Sticks and stones may break bones, but words -- that singsong rebuttal notwithstanding -- can kill. We lose presidents to words and civil rights leaders to words -- homosexuals and immigrants and abortion providers, too. Richard Nixon is named in the song because he was the president at the time and because his words were ugly. He was enthralled by toughness, violence.

So according to Scarecrow, only his idols and liberals are killed by words. Notice he doesn't mention the words in the Koran that told 19 guys to kill 2,819 people on 9/11?

For this, Richard "Scarecrow" Cohen is our Mad Lib of the Day. And the Washington Post wonders why nobody reads it anymore.

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TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: liberal; obama; teaparty; wapo

1 posted on 10/05/2010 9:09:04 AM PDT by toma29
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To: toma29

Orwell was on the money


2 posted on 10/05/2010 9:10:22 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: toma29
Except for a Rick Sanchez interview, it there anything in the world more useless than a Richard Cohen column? I say this not because I disagree with him, but because his entire oeuvre is so lame as to defy rebuttal, it simply collapses due to its inherent lameness.

Go away Richard and take your miserable bike with you.

3 posted on 10/05/2010 9:56:10 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The naked casuistry of the high priests of Warmism would make a Jesuit blush.)
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To: toma29

bushhaters

Even Cohen knows that if he, or anyone on the left had pictures like these against obama, they would surely have them all over the news.

But the fact is - they don't.

"Hate speech" to the left is anyone exposing them for what they are, i.e liars, cheats, socialists, communists, marxists, and thieves.

They don't have any more on Beck or the TEA party movement than Pelosi and her racebaiters had during her "Giant Gavel March".

RaceBaitWalk


Everything the left does is a lie, everything the left says is a lie...that's all they've got...lies. Cohen is a liar and has visions of grandeur when riding his bicycle.

Come on Cohen...let us see the pictures, hear the tapes, and scan the video. Well, he want because he has none, all he has is a poison pen and pent up, talking-point lies.

Brain farts while riding bicycles are not proof...it's only poof"...a blast of hot air from a liberal windbag.
4 posted on 10/05/2010 10:07:31 AM PDT by FrankR (You are only obligated to obama to the extent you accept his handouts.)
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