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DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-10 (DUmmies kick the Blue Dogs!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2010 | DUmmie Stinky The Clown, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/25/2010 7:32:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: mylife
Top 50, which is really something because I read this line 10 times trying to figure out what it means....

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

21 posted on 09/25/2010 8:07:21 AM PDT by CAluvdubya ("Sarah Palin fights, we cannot spare her."--GonzoGOP)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow. The one good thing about Dem Underground - it keeps a lot of insane people away from other parts of the web.

good job by the way. 2 of my favorites:

When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

[Exactly. Good point.]

maybe we just needed to hand it over to the Republicans to speed the onset of the revolution. But we won’t have a revolution until the pain becomes much much worse than it is right now. And it won’t be just us revolting.

[Oh, believe me, you ARE revolting!]


22 posted on 09/25/2010 8:21:19 AM PDT by Tigercap
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To: Charles Henrickson

Could you please add me to the DUM-FUN ping list


23 posted on 09/25/2010 8:22:18 AM PDT by Tigercap
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To: CAluvdubya

It means DUmmies smoke dope.


24 posted on 09/25/2010 8:29:32 AM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We have held a Congressional majority since 2006. We got to set the agenda.

arrrrggghhhh!!!

When I see a sentence structured like that, it's like fingernails on a blackboard to me.
Yeah, yeah, I know - they're DUmmies. What should we expect.

I use 'bad English' on occasion in a post, as in: kinda, sorta, shoulda, coulda, gotta(1), and my fave, 'ain't'. But it's on purpose. But this DUmmies actually talks this way.

(1) if he would have used 'gotta', I'd have no problem

25 posted on 09/25/2010 8:40:33 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Joe 6-pack

Roverand Bones

26 posted on 09/25/2010 8:48:57 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: CAluvdubya; Charles Henrickson; Cletus.D.Yokel

Thanks for spending such time on that drivel. I read it a couple times, then my eyes began to glaze over.

Down here in beautiful Orland Park for a wedding this afternoon. We love how the hotel wakes one up by sounding fire alarms. Julie went into the hallway having heard people about and found our son & DIL a couple doors down leaving their room. Gene saw my wife and shouted to Alicia “Hey, wait, I have to save my mom”. Julie told him he’d better think about saving me because I refused to leave the room.

They walked the two floors to the lobby and went outside. I poured a cup of coffee and watched the responders wander around outside for awhile until the alarm went off. Then I went out to the hallway to welcome all back to the floor. I told Julie, she’ll have me cremated anyway, I figured maybe she could get a discount if...

Enough for the gallows humor. I’m sitting here writing this, Julie’s practicing the lesson she has to read at the wedding. I’ve heard it often enough now I could almost recite it myself. Wedding at two. I told her by 2:30 she should be done reading and all the stress should be gone.

About time to call the kid’s room and get them back up. Gene has to be ready to leave by 10:30 ‘cause he’s in the bridal party. See ya’all.....


27 posted on 09/25/2010 8:49:38 AM PDT by bcsco (Karl Rove, from Magnificent Bastard to Malignant Bastard in one day...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
There was not one official minute of testimony about stolen elections.

Yeah! Why aren't all the ACORN Chapter leaders in prison!!!
We Republicans was robbed!

There was not one official minute of testimony about oil meetings.

Yep. And not a peep about the Vinegar meetings either!

There was not one official minute of testimony about why we went to war in Iraq.

Uh, maybe because everyone knows it was because of Saddam's Violation of UN Resolution 1441.
And like, Saddam Hussein is D-E-A-D?

There was not one official minute of testimony about war crimes by the leadership.

Aw c'mon. Clinton and his Admin are long gone, Weasley Clark is a nobody now and Ted Kennedy is dead..
So give him a rest already. His little ILLEGAL WAR is long over.

There was not one official minute of testimony about many things that actually, really, honestly MATTER.

Dam straight Bub. Not 'one official minute of testimony' about how the price of Cheese went up!
Or Pizza, especially Pizza! I tell ya its a conspiracy.
A conspiracy by those inbred redneck Dairy Farmers!


28 posted on 09/25/2010 9:04:34 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The one thing I really want to see, just once, is a Dem with power (i dunno, maybe the Prez) call these f***ers out and punch them squarely in the mouth

You really CAN'T be series-


29 posted on 09/25/2010 9:24:52 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Punch" & Judo)
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To: Charles Henrickson
When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

Anyone decifer this yet?

30 posted on 09/25/2010 9:31:54 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (Please Lord, give America a 2nd chance. Through your Son Jesus Christ, Amen.)
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To: NoGrayZone

I think that poster was propositioning the threads OP.


31 posted on 09/25/2010 9:37:33 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: NoGrayZone; Charles Henrickson; CAluvdubya
When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

Anyone decifer this yet?

I spent a lot of time reading that line, and decided that DUmmie must have picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

32 posted on 09/25/2010 9:55:28 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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maybe we just needed to hand it over to the Republicans to speed the onset of the revolution. But we won't have a revolution until the pain becomes much much worse than it is right now. And it won't be just us revolting.

I know this has been stated over and over, but just how do these guys think they are going to "do" a revolution when they've been pushing gun control for 50 years? If they think they're going to revolt against conservatives, just how do they plan on winning that revolution when we (the conservatives) pretty much all have guns?

And finally, just who do they think is going to be out there standing by their side? Do they believe that Mommy & Daddy, who have given them the basement for their living quarters and provide pizza money every week, are going to take up arms so Little Johnny doesn't ever have to grow up?

Something evil deep inside me keeps yelling, "Bring it on, hippie!", but I know that if this ever devolves into another shooting war, our overall situation is going to be so terribly grave that even Texas might not be able to reestablish a Republic with a semblance of sane government.

33 posted on 09/25/2010 10:31:45 AM PDT by Stegall Tx (Joined the Obama economy on 19 March, 2010.)
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All that stuff you listed would just be considered, pointless grandstanding and cause a tsunami of losses for the Dems this fall.

Yet there was plenty of time for Steven Colbert to testify in character. It's a mad, mad, mad world!

 

34 posted on 09/25/2010 10:36:53 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The chickens are revolting.


35 posted on 09/25/2010 10:55:30 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Patriotism: looking out for yourself by looking out for your country. ~ Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Condor51

I think he’s speaking in past tense. Since 2006, Democrats got (were allowed) to set the Congressional agenda.


36 posted on 09/25/2010 10:57:40 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Patriotism: looking out for yourself by looking out for your country. ~ Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Darksheare
"I think that poster was propositioning the threads OP."

You had me at....When you diddle with the famous coffee table of incremental discography, it often happens that a floorboard foots into the representative inclination of fabulous.

37 posted on 09/25/2010 12:05:24 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (Please Lord, give America a 2nd chance. Through your Son Jesus Christ, Amen.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Or switched to a more potent one!


38 posted on 09/25/2010 12:06:36 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (Please Lord, give America a 2nd chance. Through your Son Jesus Christ, Amen.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
*** I think he’s speaking in past tense. ***

Yeah, I think your correct.

Reading it that way makes sense but it still isn't 100% correct. He shouldn't have that period there ending the sentence, and written an 'add', i.e.:: 'and we got to ....'

In any case it's just fun to mock the moonbat DUmmies.

39 posted on 09/25/2010 12:34:23 PM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We need Dems who act like Dems. End of f***ing story.

Yes, but most of the people they consider "wonderful true Democrats" can not be elected, because, like Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, Che... they're all dead.

40 posted on 09/25/2010 1:24:51 PM PDT by MindBender26 (Fighting the "con" in Conservatism on FR, since 1998.)
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