DUmmie FUnnies 09-11-10 (Maynard G. Krebs DUmmies Hate ...WORK!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 11, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Speaking of WORK! I've been working really hard the past few days getting my FREE chicken/buffalo wings. I wanted to get 16000 by the time the week was over but I am off the pace. Only 2240 wings obtained so far. So I might end up the week with only about 7000 to 8000 instead. The problem is I am working against the clock. I have to keep those wings frozen in coolers so only have a couple of hours to unload them. Yesterday, was an example of this problem. One of my sources flaked out on me so I had to QUICKLY think of an alternative. Well, I need a new tire so I went to a friend's tire place and traded off several score wings for a new tire. Anyway, that is the problem I am dealing with here. It sure makes me appreciate BO sticks. Small and easy to store with no worry about it melting (unless it becomes incredibly hot). Yes, BO sticks are definitely my favorite coupon item. Their flexibility and easy transportability allows me to be really creative in what I do with them. You might say BO sticks appeals to my inner artiste. But frozen wings you have to unload FAST! Fortunately, I can end the day with about 300 of them which will fit in my freezer which is what I did last night. And guess what I ate for supper?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[rdl6989]

First? Some DUmmies do work. I’ve worked with them unfortunately. :D

[Cyber Ninja]

IJATP

[driftless2]

We joke about the DUmmies sitting in their mothers basements in their underwear, but the above DUmmie thread does nothing to dissuade us from those thoughts.

[Poser]

Early top ten!

[bcsco]

It was real work just getting through some of those posts. “Random Thoughts” is giving him/her self a lot of undue credit by that handle.

The one who is due something from the past... I concluded he/she feels due because someone didn’t pay what they felt they were worth, and won’t work again until that mystical figure is given them. Good luck on that!

Clueless idiots, all. Now, back to work...

[bill1952]

How did we get in this state of mind where people feel obligated to find a job and work?

PRICELESS!

How did he get in a state of mind that thinks that other people have to support him while he does nothing?
I could understand this dude if he was living in a tent and trapping his own food, but I somehow suspect that he is not...

[PJ-Comix]

I hope everybody took my advice last week and took their $3 Wisk laundry detergent coupons to the Family Dollar store which was selling them for $4 so they got them for just a buck each. I know I did.

[Vision]

These people are pathetic.

[bcsco]

Nope. Don’t have a Family Dollar Store here...

[Condor51]

Woo-Hoo top10

[Condor51]

ahhh make that 15

[Mercat]

Top 15?

[bcsco]

These people are pathetic.

That implies they're worthy of our pity. Nope. They're not pathetic, just indolent, worthless wimps who demand what isn't due them. I have no ounce of pity for them at all. They're not worth the time, nor the effort.

[PJ-Comix]

Nope. Don’t have a Family Dollar Store here...

Then check CVS. They have the Wisk Ultra blue bottles for $8.49 BOGO. Using coupons on each, you pay only about $1.25 each plus tax. Today is the LAST day of that sale.

[Vision]

Their sense of entitlement should be enough to warrant psychiatric help.

[Chode]

NO PITY FOR THE LAZY!!!

[BamaAndy]

Geeze—the stereotypes are handed to us on a pewter platter. Dummies are indeed a drag on our society—and are simply drags to be around, read or listen.
Who enjoys sitting around with all the whining, all the damn time????

[bcsco]

Their sense of entitlement should be enough to warrant psychiatric help.

They're symptomatic of a broad part of our society today. They're the Democrat welfare state writ large. Instead of leading productive lives where they contribute to society, they instead feed off society, in the belief they're "owed" something just because of their worthless, despicable existence. Yet they'd be the first to abort a fetus, perhaps one that would contribute far more than they could collectively.

And that's just for openers...