Posted on 08/16/2010 6:19:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
We all know about the prediction track record of William Rivers Pitt. Remember how dead on he was early this year with his prediction that Martha Coakley would beat Scott Brown in the Senate race from Massachusetts? He was so sure of his prediction, he told us we could "bank it!" And, of course, there is the most famous Pitt prognostication of them all...that Karl Rove would be indicted on May 12, 2006. But hey, he could still be right on that one because 24 business hours have not elapsed. Anyway, with that track record you would figure that Pitt would tend to shy away from making political predictions but, no, he now boldly makes this PREDICTION, "We will keep the House. We will keep the Senate. Obama will be re-elected in 2012." FUnniest of all is what Pitt promises if he is wrong. Hint: It would put a big smile on Ben Burch's face. So let us now watch Pitt once again provide comedy entertainment for us in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Skinner for allowing Pitt back into DUmmieland to provide lots of great DUFU comedy material, is in the [brackets]:
We will keep the House. We will keep the Senate. Obama will be re-elected in 2012.
[Bank it!]
Bookmark this thread. You can shove it up my ass if I'm wrong.
[Ben Burch just sprained his finger bookmarking this thread.]
I'm not wrong.
[So Karl Rove WAS indicted on May 12, 2006? And now the response from the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]
Somebody is gonna mention 'business hours' in 5, 4, 3, 2... oh wait, I just did.
[Pitt can run but he can never hide from Hoaxmas Past.]
I've been right a hell of a lot more than I've been wrong. And I will stack my record against anyone's. I like an old joke as much as anyone.
[Actually I can't remember anything that Pitt correctly predicted. Remember those motions filed in an obscure Ohio courthouse that would overturn the 2004 election results that he plugged? Ask President Kerry how well that worked out. Remember, that congressional candidate that Pitt was pushing in Illinois? When that didn't work out Pitt went into a screaming fit about the Democrats paying for a recount.]
I think that they were right about that, though, 48 business hours or not. I think Jason was right and that Will was right.
[Jason and Will were right about Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006...in the Alternate Universe.]
I think that somehow the criminal justice system was manipulated when they found out that the news got out about it and we knew about it beforehand and so they manipulated the system. What does it take to make one phone call in this world anyway? How long does it take to make a single phone call?
[How long before Will starts wondering if it was really a good idea to return to DUmmieland since he is now subjected to open mockery...which Skinner declines to delete?]
We knew what Rove was about -- he was a contestant on "Let's Make A Deal" long after that show had been cancelled. He was guilty and we knew it. History will record it that way, no matter what the newspapers said about it years ago. Since when did newspapers print the truth, anyway? Last time I saw a newspaper print a breaking story was in 1972. And then they made a movie out of it.
[Right about now, Pitt has to be feeling like Hal the Computer going, "Stop. Please stop. Dave. Stop."]
I also think that Rove had someone reading what Jason was saying and probably even had someone assigned to read these forums at that time.
[Skinner...make him stop. Please stop.]
There was just too much manipulation going on to think that Jason and Will were wrong about that. And I would stand in front of a firing squad to defend them for what they said. Because BushCo was just that fricking bad.
[Please stop the mock. Skinner. Please!]
I also think that Will is right about the House and Senate remaining in the Democrat's hands this fall because 98.2% of the incumbents are being reelected.
[Then why is Ben Burch already drooling over what he will do to Pitt?]
I think you're right, my dear Will... No ass-shoving from me!
[Maybe but Ben Burch already put his "landing gear" in shove mode.]
P.S. Hispanic voters are the largest growing voter bloc is the country. Don't discount this anti-brown-people hatefest on the Right inspiring massive Democratic turnout within that bloc.
[I guess Pitt hasn't heard that MARCO RUBIO is the likely Republican nominee in the Senate race from Florida.]
You should be clear about these things because a printed copy of the thread laminated to some aluminum siding would hurt like hell if was shoved up your ass.
[The DUFU's have already started the lamination to aluminum siding process.]
The Tea Party is making a hash of things for the GOP Electable Republicans are losing primaries because only the hardcore show up for off-season votes. Oh, and if the last 75 years are any guide, incumbents usually win. It's going to be tough, but the Dems will hold on.
[A Pitt prognostication. Bank it...then shove it.]
Is this why you came back-TO FORCE YOUR OPINION down our throats?
[At least you will get to reply up his...]
seriously, do you how dumb your post looks?
[DUmb but FUnnie! I'm already picturing a graphic of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his...]
Oooh! I missed that one! "Martha Coakley will win" --- "bank on it."
"BANK ON IT
"BANK ON IT!"
Why, I could roll about on the floor here for, why, up to TWENTY-FOUR BUSINESS HOURS, that's so good!
[Be prepared for another TWENTY-FOUR BUSINESS HOURS of laughter when Will has to "Shove it!"]
Will the Shill looking for a thrill.
"My dear Will". . . . That's GOT to be CaliforniaPeggy, who is INFATUATED with Mr. Pitt!
It would be like A THOUSAND FIRE ANTS, Will, inserted in your nether regions.
Of course, you will probably issue a Self-Recanted Evening, taking back everything you said, claiming you were misunderstood or making some other cockamamie excuse, before you allow the invasion of your butt.
Hey, Will: Take this thread and shove it!
Pitt just guaranteed a big GOP night on Election Night.
I knew coakley would lose when I was driving to work one saturday in southeast Ma and counted 24 Brown signs and 1 for Coakley, and the coakly sign was on the IBEW electricians union building on the highway
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