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DUmmie FUnnies 08-14-10 (DUmmies Fantasize Winning Big In November)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 14, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/14/2010 7:04:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
....think of the consequences of a huge Republican majority in both houses this fall. Can you imagine what that will mean to this country? None of our agenda will be progressed AT ALL and will be just tossed in a trash can.

That's MY fantasy for November....and probably my reality!

21 posted on 08/14/2010 7:54:04 AM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: PJ-Comix

You have raised coupon collecting to a science, PJ! LOL!


22 posted on 08/14/2010 7:58:29 AM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Mmmmm....all that seafood sounds SO good! Too bad I live in the desert!

Oh.....Lady “T” said when I see you next, to say “hi” for her. :) So...there....


23 posted on 08/14/2010 8:00:16 AM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: LUV W

It’s both science and art. My big thing now is how to apply coupons to purchasing casino free play. You can’t lose when you are playing with free money.


24 posted on 08/14/2010 8:00:37 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow! I hope you will report how THAT turns out!


25 posted on 08/14/2010 8:04:12 AM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: LUV W

I forgot about another tip. Dole fruit coupons...$1 off two cans. Buy two cans of pineapple pieces for 89 cents each so only 39 cents for each can after coupons...BUT WAIT!!! If you have patience and WAIT for a Dole BOGO (which happens a lot) use those coupons and get the pineapple parts for FREE plus you will have 11 cents per can overage. Buy 10 cans and apply the $1.10 overage to other stuff.


26 posted on 08/14/2010 8:04:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix
You don’t like lobster? I guess no sushi for you.

I wouldn't touch sushi. Lobster? I've had it. There's little taste and I don't enjoy having to crack shells to get to my food. I want my food served straight up, ready to eat.

As I mentioned in an earlier reply, I'm a meat & potatoes guy.

Funny, but my wife and I just yesterday were discussing a vegetarian diet, brought on by the talk on TV about Phil Michelson's Sciatic Rheumatism. My wife has been taking weekly shots for over two years for the same condition, and was yelling at the announcers "You're way over-blowing this, people" every time it came up. But I digress...

It was mentioned that Michelson has gone on a vegetarian diet and that prompted our discussion. She loves meat too much and doesn't see the need for such a change. I agreed, saying she'd be on her own, and my eating my regular diet would likely affect her ability to maintain that diet far more than any positive results she'd achieve.

Anyway, fish and I don't get along except very, very occasionally. I don't even want to go catch them. Too boring for me.

27 posted on 08/14/2010 8:06:10 AM PDT by bcsco (Hopey changey down the drainey...)
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To: Darkwolf377

The problem is that these boobs think they should be running the country.


28 posted on 08/14/2010 8:06:58 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Democrats = authoritarian socialists)
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To: Daisyjane69
When I read stuff like that, I wonder why secession is thought to be such a bad thing by the left.

It isn't. They started crying about wanting to split up under Bush but the adults wouldnt let it happen.
29 posted on 08/14/2010 8:09:24 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: LUV W

I can “feel” that it can be done. Now studying how it can actually be one. I need to score free trip (air and hotel) to Vegas PLUS get FREE play. I know it can be done but just a matter of a lot of research. BTW, I might have a couple of months of FREE buffalo wing dinners coming up. I am now stockpiling the coupons to get FREE TGIF buffalo/chicken wings. Unfortunately my refrigerator freezer is only big enough for about 40 dinners. What to do? Simple. Just give about a hundred wing dinners to a friend who has a foot freezer and he will allow me to store maybe a couple of hundred in his freezer. I already know this can be done because I made the arrangements yesterday. Now awaiting a TGIF BOGO deal.


30 posted on 08/14/2010 8:09:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL! My head spins at the logic! My hubby LOVED your advice.

I think you need to write a Coupons*R*Us book! :D


31 posted on 08/14/2010 8:10:35 AM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have been frustrated with things not going MY way like single payer healthcare ...

(Head Banging on Wall) These DUmmies deserve that name. They have NO idea of what 'Single Payer' means or actually entails.

  1. It DOES NOT mean 'healthcare' will be FREE.
  2. It DOES NOT mean 'healthcare' will be paid for, in full, by the Gubmint
  3. It DOES MEAN that is will be similar to Medicare.
  4. And that DOES MEAN that everyone will be getting screwed.
  5. And that means that DUmmies will be committing mass suicide, as they will STILL GET that 'Hugh' Doctor Bill, all thanks to the Gubmint Obama.
As anyone on Social Security, and covered by Medicare knows, that each month you still pay that 'little' FICA tax. Its taken out before you see penny one of your SS check or direct deposit. In effect its just like paying a monthly installment for 'Health Care' Insurance.

And thanks to Obama and his cabal of commieRATS Medicare (CMS) has lowered the amount they will pay a Doctor. Just recently CMS has lowered it to approx 50%. Soooooo, what did the Drs do, simple raised the price of an office visit. And YOU have to pay the OTHER 50%! And I don't blame the Doc's, they have to eat too. And as to covering Pre-Existing Conditions by joining this 'gubmint high risk pool', Ha!! The costs of that will make everyone who takes it to move into a refrigerator box!

So these DUmmies should thank their lucky stars they DON'T HAVE ' single payer (gubmint) insurance. If they think 'health care' is exppensive now, just wait.

32 posted on 08/14/2010 8:12:24 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m sure your friend doesn’t mind trading space for food. Another arrow in your quiver of FREE trade!


33 posted on 08/14/2010 8:13:38 AM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: bcsco
Anyway, fish and I don't get along except very, very occasionally. I don't even want to go catch them. Too boring for me.

Try shooting them. Spearfishing. More fun that way. Anyway, the way to go fishing is on a boat loaded with beer. Most of the day will be just like a party with the benefit of catching fish along the way. Crabbing can be done simply by tying porking rinds to a long string and lower into the water. Then lift and pull off the crabs that are hanging on. Take crabs to boiling pot, toss inside, and in a few minutes you have a crab dinner. We used to do catch crabs by pole nets in Puerto Rico. Then cooked when we came home.

34 posted on 08/14/2010 8:14:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyway, the way to go fishing is on a boat loaded with beer.

Better idea; a cooler filled with iced beer sitting outside a camper, next to a charcoal grill fired up and grilling 2" ribeyes, fresh corn and homemade baked beans. A dutch oven sitting in the fire pit with coals top & bottom, filled with cherry cobbler for dessert. People sitting around under the canopy telling jokes, playing horseshoes maybe, cigars lit, and dusk coming on.

Of course, the next day would include fresh brats, sauerkraut, German potato salad, more beans, and maybe an apple cobbler this time. Now, that's my kind of fun...

35 posted on 08/14/2010 8:27:28 AM PDT by bcsco (Hopey changey down the drainey...)
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To: bcsco

It sounds like you’re into the midwest German food thing. My idea of heaven would be spearfishing/lobstering on Culebra in the Caribbean and dining on lobsters washed down with copious quantities of Medalla. Then wake up to the sounds of roosters crowing as they walk down the main street of the island. Part of our food tastes comes from where we grew up. My first memories were Cleveland but soon moved to Florida and then Puerto Rico where I grew to enjoy a tropical fruit/seafood cuisine. BTW, Puerto Rico has the absolute best cooked pork in the world. Not just my opinion. Andrew Zimmern stated that as well.


36 posted on 08/14/2010 8:33:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can see November from my house!


37 posted on 08/14/2010 8:34:34 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I can see November from my house!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey PJ, What do you do with the 800 jars of sauce and the 750 stick of deoderant etc once you get them?

Sell them BACK to the store?
Yard sales, E-bay?

Maybe you could donate them to the DUmmie concentration camps once the Nazi Republithugs get back into power.


38 posted on 08/14/2010 8:35:51 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix
All indications are that the Democrats will LOSE big in November.

And to help make that happen, Mr. Obamaramadanadingdong has now come out in favor of builidng a Muslim mosque at Ground Zero! How tone-deaf can one man be? Is he trying to drive his--and the Democrats'--approval ratings into negative numbers? Thanx, Barry!

39 posted on 08/14/2010 8:38:38 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I can see November from my house!)
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To: PJ-Comix
C'mon DU let's get over it and win both houses with a BIG majority in November

WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Freudenschade, baby!!! Crack open the champagne bottles!!! C'mon, pop those corks!!!!!!! YEEEE-HAWWWWWW!!!!!!!

40 posted on 08/14/2010 8:44:37 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I can see November from my house!)
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