I have a feeling their are a number of FReepers that have done everything on this list and add their own 50......
1 posted on
07/28/2010 5:41:50 PM PDT by
Kimmers
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To: Kimmers
OOPS HUGE error in grammer ........I do mean there not their......
2 posted on
07/28/2010 5:43:40 PM PDT by
Kimmers
(Illegal immigration is destroying America, look what it did to the White House)
To: Kimmers
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-- Lazarus Long
3 posted on
07/28/2010 5:46:41 PM PDT by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
To: Kimmers
3. Change a diaper so that the baby is cleaner and you are no dirtier than when you started. Stop right there!!!! I am NOT changing a diper... I did not have kids,,, so forget it!!! Fatherhood has become a jail....
4 posted on
07/28/2010 5:47:05 PM PDT by
MrPiper
To: Kimmers
...#39... I’m angry at my apathy.
;)
6 posted on
07/28/2010 5:49:51 PM PDT by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: Kimmers
The list sounds like it was written by a chick.
7 posted on
07/28/2010 5:51:20 PM PDT by
CodeToad
("Idiocracy" is not just a movie.)
To: Kimmers
#4 - Just not something I want to have to learn.
#13 - Exit only thank you.
#28 - I’ve actually done that. But I’ve applied it for several scenarios.
#30 - I just prefer a car with an automatic transmission.
#42 - No.
8 posted on
07/28/2010 5:51:37 PM PDT by
VanDeKoik
(Iran doesnt have a 2nd admendment. Ya see how that turned out?)
To: Kimmers
Why would I need to know how to use mass transit? In case I have to give advice to a poor person?
To: Kimmers
20. Tell a joke that is (a) clean, and (b) funny.
Eff that.
To: Kimmers
50. Be able to list at least 50 more things a man should be able to do.1. Start a list tomorrow.
11 posted on
07/28/2010 5:55:47 PM PDT by
OCC
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14 posted on
07/28/2010 5:57:25 PM PDT by
kalee
(The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: Kimmers
a Man should be able to turn it up to 11..
16 posted on
07/28/2010 6:00:00 PM PDT by
cardinal4
(Can someone explain what a "Diversity Job" is?)
To: Kimmers
14. Know what a prostate is. Arizona
17 posted on
07/28/2010 6:01:37 PM PDT by
eyedigress
((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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28. Make a plan for the first 24 hours after a zombie apocalypseSounds silly but youd be surprised how much you can learn about yourself by thinking through unlikely scenarios.
#28 is relevant to the ping list folks.(The rest are pretty good, too.)
19 posted on
07/28/2010 6:07:20 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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21 posted on
07/28/2010 6:17:23 PM PDT by
TheOldLady
(Tagline ran away from home again. It's in for it this time.)
To: Kimmers
Kill your own food. Can’t do that, the rest don’t matter.
37 posted on
07/28/2010 6:31:28 PM PDT by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
To: Kimmers
Diaper, no. Know how to change a
tire. (Not getting poop on you is an added bonus there, too.) How to jump-start and tow a car is vital as well.
Knowing how to help a friend who is suicidal because his ex-wife took him for everything he had, including his house and his kids, is a very handy skill. You will need it.
Know how to rub some dirt on it and play ball.
To: Kimmers
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! “
The Notebooks of Lazarus Long...
To: Kimmers
Every real man knows that #30 is only partially correct , you can push start old MoPars with certain A727 tranny’s as they have a rear pump.
To: Kimmers
I'll bet the only ones ZERO can do is 13,14 and 42 because he's homosexual.
I'll give him 25 but only because he can only recite the koranus. He doesn't get 33 because the wookie is growing the garden and i'll bet it's been mowed over. I know dam good and well he can't do a 37.
47 posted on
07/28/2010 7:02:18 PM PDT by
theymakemesick
(Full of hatred for those that disagree, liberal democrats are the most intolerant bigots on Earth)
To: Kimmers
4. Perform CPR and the Heimlich maneuver.
Also remember to raise an unconscious person's legs first to increase blood pressure. You may not need to perform CPR.
13. Get a prostate exam without crying.
I agree. Notice this is singular, because I will never have another one again.
18. Know the four lifesaving stepsstop the bleeding, start the breathing, protect the wound, treat for shock.
See #4.
30. Push-start a car with a manual transmissionBy the way, as I learned in the summer of 1988, you cant push start a car with an automatic transmission. (I still dont know why I was stomping on the brake as if it were a clutch.)
Not true. My 61 Falcon and 67 Dart both coast started.
42. Hug another man.
Men don't hug and mauve is not a color.
49 posted on
07/28/2010 7:11:25 PM PDT by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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