[Nervous Tick]

>> I highly recommend having some type of “safe room” to sit tight and wait for the good guys to come.

Mrs. Tick and I have a “safe booth”. It’s only big enough for me. But since I love her more than anything else on earth (except myself), I DID teach her how to cock and reload the shotgun.

[beericus]

LMAO,

[Billthedrill]

Man, that's true love fer ya. One caution, though. If you hear her say "Come on out now, Nerv, he's down and out," and you hear her racking the action afterward, it's probably time to call a marriage counselor. Women get cranky about the dangedest things.

[nagdt]

I have a plan. “oooh nooooo mr. robber, murderer...please don’t hurt me ...I’m just a poor defenseless old woman...(cough cough)...BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! You’re dead. “sorry mr. criminal thuggish guy, it’s not nice to screw with grandma”.

(I’m a young-stud well trained 50 something.)

I figure I’ll be sleeping and some shmuck will break in.

Bring it.

This House is protected by attack kitty and a big fat pistol. Also thinking about a Taser. What do ya’ll think?

[Clint N. Suhks]

ROFLMAO!