I have a plan. “oooh nooooo mr. robber, murderer...please don’t hurt me ...I’m just a poor defenseless old woman...(cough cough)...BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! You’re dead. “sorry mr. criminal thuggish guy, it’s not nice to screw with grandma”.
(I’m a young-stud well trained 50 something.)
I figure I’ll be sleeping and some shmuck will break in.
Bring it.
This House is protected by attack kitty and a big fat pistol. Also thinking about a Taser. What do ya’ll think?
Use the budget for the Taser toward the purchase of a shotgun.