Family discussion:
Poppa says, Alvins too stupid to be a soldier. What shall we do?
Momma says, We could buy him a shop to run.
Poppa says, Naw! Hes too stupid to manage a shop.
Momma asks, Can we buy him a farm?
Poppa says, Naw! Hes too stupid to be a farmer. Hey! I got it. Lets make him a senator. Ill talk to some of the boys to get the word around. True representative of the people and all that!
Mamma says, By Jove! I think youve got it!
LOL