DUmmie FUnnies 06-10-10 (It's not easy being Greene: DUmmies find out more about SC primary winner)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 10, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[mikrofon]

Unthinking voters. . . .

DUmb-thinking voters

[mikrofon]

Multiple exclamation points in your literature are always a good sell to show how committed you are in your campaign...

[bcsco]

This guy was in BOTH the US Air Force and US Army?

[wjcsux]

Great piece charles! This guy Greene couldn’t be any worse than Al Franken. At least he doesn’t look like a troll like Franken does.

[Army Air Corps]

PREDICTION: Alvin Greene will be arrested within the next two months

Are those "business months?" Does Pitt have a new screen name?

[Hoffer Rand]

Your cat is probably smarter than most of these incumbents. And it’s a given, your cat is more capable of thinking for itself.

[Hoffer Rand]

This guy was in BOTH the US Air Force and US Army?

That part doesn't bother me. My dad was originally a tank commander in the Army, realized there wasn't much future in that and switched services into the Air Force.

[Travis T. OJustice]

Several of my fellow coasties were prior service tank drivers.

[bcsco]

OK, it’s not something I’d run into before. Thanks.

[jiggyboy]

I gotta agree with Lazmataz, that interview is SO wrong in every describable way, that this has to be election fraud. They pulled this guy out of the welfare office and gave him a suit as they rigged the election, just to see if it could be done.

[Lorianne]

True.
At least DeMint voted against TARP.

If DeMint were like many of the clueless GOP dolts who voted for TARP, I’d support Mr. Green. He could hardly be a bigger dolt than most of the members of Congress anyway.

[PJ-Comix]

Woo! Hoo! My coupons just arrived in the mail. I was expecting them yesterday so I was nervous if they would arrive today. And now to split out and pick up a couple of hundred bottles of body wash. Tomorrow I plan to get an equal number of fish oil pills and vitamins. Hey, maybe I’ll also get a hundred BO sticks. All FREE!!! Oh, and I forgot about the FREE milk I will also be getting. See y’all later!!!

[MindBender26]

Exactly. U da man, or woman, as the case may be.

[eddie willers]

Maybe the voters thought it was Al Green against Lou Rawls, and they liked Al Green better!]

They figured the Republican primary had Johnny Mathis and Nat King Cole.