VANITY: I HATE Brusells Sprouts

Frozen Food or Produce Section | Yours Truly

[Allegra]

They're just all slimy and gross. I like most other veggies, but Brussells sprouts are disgusting.

[Eaker]

I’ll tell you what’s gross and slimy:

Al Baby and Larry Lucido wrestling in Jello?

[mylife]

They do that at Spring Creek BBQ with the rolls but they dont throw them at you. Girls bring them around in baskets.

Also the Cotton Gin, where we had breakfast at the shoot has bottomless yeast rolls and cornbread for lunch and dinner.

Mmmmm... bottomless rolls...

[constitutiongirl]

LOL...I guess they also think cornbread is properly made in muffin tins.

[Arthur McGowan]

I love them. Especially cooked in butter, really soaked and dripping with butter, with maybe a bit of cheddar cheese, or sprinkled with some parmesan.

[Allegra]

Post #196 nailed it.

I have the inherited ability to taste 6-n-propylthiouracil.

And since I spend the better part of any given year lately dining at chow halls (where I must run, not walk past brussels sprouts if they are serving them or I might barf), so, I can't tinker with various preparation techniques, I guess I'll just have to forego the brussels sprouts.

That's OK....I love stuff like spinach and collard greens that a lot of people hate.

Now, chocolate...or chicken-fried bacon...well, that's a senseless vanity thread for another time. :-)

[Allegra]

Al Baby and Larry Lucido wrestling in Jello?

Yeah, I still have that video.

Just in case either of them ever considers running for public office.

[Larry Lucido]

I’ll post excerpts, but that is definitely pay-per-view stuff!

[Allegra]

Also the Cotton Gin, where we had breakfast at the shoot has bottomless yeast rolls and cornbread for lunch and dinner.

Their giant biscuits ('n gravy) were great, too.

[Eaker]

I’ll post excerpts, but that is definitely pay-per-view stuff!

Dude, yer wife posted it on FaceBook!

[mylife]

Yup.

[mylife]

And they do NOT serve Brussel Sprouts ;)

[Larry Lucido]

Not the good part (the part Allegra fast-forwards to).

[TheMom]

but they dont throw them at you

It is a scientific fact that yeast rolls thrown at you taste so much better than those just handed to you.

[Larry Lucido]

The “wardrobe malfunction” was unplanned, I assure you.

[mylife]

Why doesn’t it work for pies?

[Eaker]

The “wardrobe malfunction” was unplanned, I assure you.

Then what was up with the purple paint and ice sculpture? That sure as hell wasn't "just there" in the shower!

[TheMom]

There is no yeast in pies. But, it works in Three Stooges movies.

[xp38]

Are the sprouts common in Iraqi food?

[Allegra]

Not the good part (the part Allegra fast-forwards to).

I just watched it again. {shiver!}

[mylife]

It is a scientific fact that yeast rolls thrown at you taste so much better than those just handed to you.

Why doesn’t it work for pies?

Never mind, I found the problem. I for got to multiply by pi.