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To: PJ-Comix

“Let’s see... This woman’s meal is being paid for by her date yet she complains that he is using a coupon? Unbelievable. I would dump that woman pronto.”

Yep! She might as well have started her letter out with , “I consider myself a high-maintenance b!7c4.”


7 posted on 02/23/2010 7:13:30 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Freepmail me to get on the Bourbon ping list.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

The woman has no idea about the concept of ‘opportunity cost.’


13 posted on 02/23/2010 7:15:04 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

OK, from a FR post earlier this month:

The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- ‘You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign reads::
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

Goodness, isn’t it the truth!!!


147 posted on 02/23/2010 9:52:54 AM PST by lowbuck (The Blue Card (American passport): Don't leave home without it!!)
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