The Global Warming Witch is melting.
That is why they have stopped calling it Global Warming. It is now Global Climate Change.™
Global Climate Change™ is so much more flexible than Global Cooling or Global Warming.
Is it hotter than average today? It is because of Global Climate Change.™
Is it cooler than average today? It is because of Global Climate Change.™
Wetter, dryer, cloudier, less cloudy, windier, less windy - it doesn't matter! Whatever the weather happens to be, it is proof positive of Global Climate Change.™
It's Bush's fault. Women and minorities will be hardest hit.