The Global Warming Witch is melting.
That is why they have stopped calling it Global Warming. It is now Global Climate Change.
Global Climate Change is so much more flexible than Global Cooling or Global Warming.
Is it hotter than average today? It is because of Global Climate Change.
Is it cooler than average today? It is because of Global Climate Change.
Wetter, dryer, cloudier, less cloudy, windier, less windy - it doesn't matter! Whatever the weather happens to be, it is proof positive of Global Climate Change.
It's Bush's fault. Women and minorities will be hardest hit.