DUmmie FUnnies 11-03-09 (DUmmies going rabid over the Blue Dogs!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 3, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[faq]

[Obama take charge? That dog won’t hunt!]

I’ve been wondering lately about the origin of the “blue dogs” and now that you mention it that does sound like something James “that dog won’t hunt” Carville would come up with. I can just picture the meeting where Carville says, “We need to come up with a clever label that will appeal to backwoods redneck voters and trick them into supporting their local tofu eatin gay lovin democrats.”

[GeronL]

I’m still awaiting all the news reports and speculation about the Democrats giving the boot to the moderates in their party and how this is a “civil war” and how this will hurt their election chances.

[mikrofon]

to make sure Reid and Pelosi get an open-enrollment PO through Congress.

The writer omitted an "S" in the acronym...

[Charles Henrickson]

North Dakota/Earl Pomeroy ping!

[mikrofon]

I'm beginning to believe that O is a blue corporate dog... :(

Quite a demotion from being a black cosmic god...

[FredZarguna]

The only possible way to get the Blue Dogs to do the right thing would be for Obama to take charge . . .

0bama in charge? No, no. Wagging the Blue Doggerel as usual, it's, CHARLES IN CHARGE:

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Top 20! Bow lesser posters! Bow Wow!

[Roscoe Karns]

Freudenschade-elicious!

[Roscoe Karns]

the wag, tailoring the doggerel

As Charles likes to say, and I quote, "A good pun is its own reword".

[Arrowhead1952]

. . . for Obama to take charge and use his bully pulpit. . . .

After losing two governorships yesterday, I think the bully pulpit is just a little lower.

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I'm beginning to believe that O is a blue corporate dog... :(

I believe that 0 is a red communist.

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The Blue Dogs just want to hang on to their seat. . . . I don't care how precarious their damn seats are. . . . Enough of the patty-cakes and kumbayas. . .

[GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!]

Get the freebies for life after they get booted out of congress.

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The pretense that single payer was currently viable is pure imagination and wishing.

[DUmmie TheKentuckian, for this brief moment of mental clarity, you win today's Kewpie Doll! Don't let it become a Blue Dog chew toy!]

With most of the voters being against the health care reform, I don't understand how these idiots can back this crap.

[CSM]

“WARNING if you lay down with Blue Cross Dogs you get up with Parasitic Capitalist fleas”

Hey knuckledragging DUmmie,

Blue Cross is a not for profit health insurance provider.

[CSM]

“We will have a public option”

Hey DUmmie,

Why would you grant the same government that was willing to track your library books to have complete access to your medical records?