lol, very true.. you could make an encyclopedia of these.
Liberals are mentally retarded. There is simply no other logical explanation.
There fixed it again.
Good
bttt
I was thinking about this exact thing earlier this week. I came up with one phrase that I wanted to sum the whole thing up with, and I think I came pretty close:
Conservatives want everyone to live by the Golden Rule.
Liberals want everyone else to live by the Golden Rule.
Simple as that. It’s the foundation of all their hypocrisy, double standards, one set of rules for them and their buddies, everyone else lives by another set of rules.
I had my first child two weeks ago. I got over a hundred e-mails of congratulations.
Most of the ones from my conservative friends said something like “what a blessing!”
Most of the ones from my liberal friends said “prepare to get no sleep.”
It wasn’t absolute, of course. Some of the conservatives mentioned the sleep business, and some of the liberals just congratulated me. But the pattern was there.
(By the way,it’s been great. And thanks to taking shifts and help from the grandparents, we’ve managed to get enough sleep—so far.)
Funny how fast these things travel. I got the same thing in my inbox sometime this week. It’s a keeper.
ping
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t` eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants meat banned for everyone.
If a conservative doesn’t like abortion, . . . oops!