No. No. No. No. No.
Just because this is a DUFU thread doesn't mean it's OK to spill all those unaskable untellable secrets. The sixteen year-old with the five o'clock shadow bought the beer. He did not pay for the beer. Come to think of it, he never paid for the beer.
I didn’t pay for whaaa? I just carried it. Shopping carts were scarce during the “malaise” years of modern government.