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DUmmie FUnnies 08-29-09 (Pitt & DUmmies Suddenly Discover Religion as Devout "Kennedy Catholics")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 29, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/29/2009 5:26:22 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

Reading this kind of crapola actually makes me happy that I walked away from the catholic church nearly 30 years ago.

I will walk away from the Anglican church tomorrow if the kennedy name is even mentioned -— and I’m the lay reader at one of the morning services.


21 posted on 08/29/2009 6:03:34 PM PDT by Gabz
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To: PJ-Comix
"Kennedy Catholic" is an oxymoron (with an emphasis on moron.)
22 posted on 08/29/2009 6:06:55 PM PDT by pke
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To: PJ-Comix

Didn’t they used to be called cafeteria Catholics?


23 posted on 08/29/2009 6:12:46 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
For any and all Kennedy Catholics. . . .

That's kind of like saying, "For any and all ELCA Lutherans."

24 posted on 08/29/2009 6:28:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (LCMS Lutheran)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hail Mary, full of grace. . . .

Hail Mary Jo, still in grave. . . .

25 posted on 08/29/2009 6:33:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Teddy buried.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Pater noster, qui est en caelis. Sanctificatem Noem Tuum

Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. . . .

Don't tell me this Lutheran has to correct Pitt the devout Roman Catholic on his Latin!

26 posted on 08/29/2009 6:43:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Latin American)
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To: PJ-Comix
I will always be a Kennedy Catholic.

I will always be a Vick dog-lover. I will always be a Specter Republican.

27 posted on 08/29/2009 6:48:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pious Poper Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm a Kennedy Catholic.

I'm a Moore Weight-Watcher.

28 posted on 08/29/2009 6:52:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pious Poper Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
only days ago did i realize that i, and my family, are "kennedy catholics". . . . realized that it had nothing to do with "the church"

Only days ago did I realize that I was a non-baseball-watching baseball fan. Realized that it had nothing to do with following "the game."

29 posted on 08/29/2009 6:58:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pious Poper Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kennedy Catholics like us are the trojan horse for liberation theology.

The Kennedy men have always been adept at using Trojans.

30 posted on 08/29/2009 7:00:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pious Poper Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have no words for this. No words.

Pious Poper Pitt will have a some words--he always has words--some religious-sounding words he will hazily quote from the few times he went to church a couple of decades ago.

31 posted on 08/29/2009 7:03:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pious Poper Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
So does this mean that Pitt will be married by a Roman Catholic priest this October. . . .

I don't think the RCs have approved of gay marriage yet, especially by a priest.

Oh, you mean Pitt getting married to a woman, by a priest! Now I get ya!

32 posted on 08/29/2009 7:08:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pious Poper Pitt.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
Requiem in pace. I will always be a Kennedy Catholic.

For non-Kennedy Catholics (and others), I believe it's- Requiescat in pace

33 posted on 08/29/2009 7:09:27 PM PDT by mikrofon (Requiem for a Lightweight -- P3)
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To: Mr. Silverback
“Ted Kennedy never left anyone behind.”

Under water, yes, but not behind.

34 posted on 08/29/2009 7:12:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Underwater.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
“Ted Kennedy never left anyone behind.”

Except his first wife.

35 posted on 08/29/2009 7:13:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Philanderer.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
“Ted Kennedy never left anyone behind.”

Except a few million aborted children.

36 posted on 08/29/2009 7:13:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Philanderer.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Didn’t they used to be called cafeteria Catholics?

I heard Kennedy enjoyed a good waitress sandwich.

37 posted on 08/29/2009 7:16:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Philanderer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Hillarys Gate Cult
Didn’t they used to be called cafeteria Catholics?

The Kennedys are known as devoted Roamin' Catholics...

38 posted on 08/29/2009 8:01:20 PM PDT by mikrofon (Let us prey...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m a Helen Thomas supermodel.


39 posted on 08/29/2009 8:40:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Convert from ECUSA

Thought your blood pressure might need some raising.


40 posted on 08/29/2009 8:41:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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