Well sir, you look shovel ready....
“Well sir, you look shovel ready....”
YOu have me laughing so hard!!!
Thanks, I needed that.
Patient: Dr. Obama, what’s the prgnosis.
Obama: I’m afraid its terminal. The good news I have some pills that will allow you to die with dignity.
Patient: But I came in for a hip replacement. People don’t die because they need a hip replacement.
Obama: They do now. Hip repalcements are expensive. If you don’t get a hip replacement, you’re going to need an electric wheelchair. Have you seen the cost of those things? They make arugula look cheap. Nope, you’re too expensive to keep alive, so that means your terminal.
Here take the pill. Orderly! There’s a patient that doesn’t want to take their pill. Get in here and “help” them pronto.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
LOL!
LOL
“Well sir, you look shovel ready....”
ROFL!
That’s a FReeper classic!