“Based on my vast medical experience as a community organizer, it’s clear to me that your severe chest pains require an amputation of your left leg. Let me refer you to a panel of bureaucrats to discuss your case over the next 7-8 months”.
“You’re definitely in an emergency situation here. Nurse, confer with the Economic Equality Panel and have my healthcare Czar contact the 12 bureaucrats of the Cost Analysis Panel and tell them to contact the 9 bureacrats on the Means Adjustment Panel right away. Stat!!!”