[Sparko]

"I'm convinced that the reason Barack Obama doesn't want anyone to see his official birth certificate is not because it would prove he was born anywhere else but Hawaii, but rather it would prove he was born half-reptile."

That's an insult to iguanas everywhere.

[leilani]

That's an insult to iguanas everywhere.

;-)

My apologies to the herpetologists reading FR today for any misunderstanding. I meant no offense, but in my defense, please take note of the fact that I didn't say full-blooded reptile, Sparko. I said half-reptile.

And unlike the progeny of interspecies breeding which tend to bear the superior traits of both dissimilar parents ('hybrid vigor', I think they call the phenomenon), it seems that Stanley Anne Dunham's rather unfortunate association with her reptilian partner resulted in her eldest-born offspring presenting the worst traits of both parents. He seems to be as racist a neanderthal as any of the most vile 'typical white persons' whom Barack Obama would himself condemn, and simultaneously as cold-blooded & lazy as his paternal genetic heritage would confer.

Indeed, there exists now the distinct possibility that someday our Reptilian-American POTUS shall come to be known as genetic science's first documented examplar of 'hybrid malformation'. ;-)