Check your telephone messages. I think there’s a call from Janet Napolitano regarding your attending a camp this summer to help you straighten out your mindset. Liberals want everyone to be as they are . . . totally humorless.
This is the one characteristic that Liberals cannot tolerate . . . humor, satire, carefree laughter, joie de vivre. It must be stamped out by order of the same tiny mind which manducates the grape. That old botoxed masticater herself, Queen of the House, NanSee Pelotzi.