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DUmmie FUnnies 06-22-09 ("Obama's promise of a new beginning now hollow")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 22, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/22/2009 6:34:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

If you thought yesterday's DUFU EDITION, in which the DUmmies expressed deep disappointment with the Bamster, was an oddity you would be wrong. Right now DUmmieland is chock full of disappointment in The One as you can see in the very title of this THREAD, "Obama's promise of a new beginning now hollow." And the main reason for this disillusionment centers on health care. Yeah, there will probably be some sort of meaningless health care bill with a feel good theme such as RESOLVED: Adequate health care is a good thing. It would have just as much actual effect as RESOLVED: Blue Skys are nice. Or RESOLVED: Moms are great. Bottom line is that any health care bill that comes out of Congress will NOT have "public option" aka "single payer" aka "socialized medicine." And that is what is now driving the DUmmies NUts. So let us now watch the DUmmies quickly lose blind faith in The One in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent noting that the defunct Burdine's actually sold clothing with a BISCAYNE BLUE color, is in the [barackets]:

Obama's promise of a new beginning now hollow.

[Obama now voting "Present!"]

By Joseph L. Galloway | McClatchy Newspapers

Who stole our change?

[Change you can believe in...until The One enters office.]

Who hijacked a popular uprising that was going to put a stop to business as usual in Washington, D.C.?

[Someone who loves taking Air Force One joyrides?]

What happened to Barack Obama on his way to the White House?

[Arugula. Lots of it.]

The Republicans have been so busy trying to paint President Obama as a socialist, as a radical, as a Marxist, as a Muslim, as the Devil, that they haven't even noticed that he has become one of them.

[Oh, so now that you don't like Obama you conveniently relabel him as a wascally Wepublican.]

Oh, he can still talk the talk and he does that incessantly. But he seemingly can't walk the walk. He may still sound like a revolutionary but more and more he looks and acts like George W. Bush, albeit a George W. Bush who can speak a complete sentence in the English language.

[A George W. Bush constantly glued to a teleprompter.]

And bit-by-bit the possibility of change disappeared; bit-by-bit the hope of a renewed and reinvigorated American democracy and way of government faded away. Those who had held a dream in their hand closed their hand and crushed it.

[Sniff! Wave bye-bye to any chance of socialized medicine in our lifetimes. And now we hear from the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

Rec if you're getting tired of Bush's third term.

[Rec if you're getting tired of Carter's second term.]

I VOTED for this man, BUT THIS MAN isn't who I VOTED for! The CHANGE I see is in HIM!! And yes, I KNOW, how well I KNOW... but, but, but he's only been in office for FIVE months! So what??? Do tell, what will the NEXT FIVE months look like at this rate???

[Speaking of change, I actually went to Five Guys Hamburgers just down the street for the first time today. I figured that maybe Obama was right on this one. Well, the burgers are pretty small and they cost four bucks plus CHANGE each. So I took a powder after seeing that price. Recession busters, they are NOT.]

I have always put bumper stickers on my car in a BIG way, showing who and what I support, and keeping them on way past the time when most people remove them. I had some on from 2004 that have finally faded so much you can't read them. But last week, I took my Obama stickers off my car! that's a RECORD by a very VERY long shot!!

[Hmmm... There should be a brisk market for bumper sticker scrappers in the near future.]

For me the increasing hollowness of his speeches is starting to bother me. Saying things like we have to do whats right, not whats popular then turning around and covering up Bush/Cheneys crimes because it would be unpopular to investigate them is a joke. MLK jr talked the talk, but he also walked the walk. He took risks.

[Speaking of jokes and MLK jr., I read a funny post over that HUffPo that what the gay rights movement needed was a Martin Luther Queen. That had had me ROFLMAO!!!]

But hey! What about "date night" and that adorable dog! And don't forget Michelle has really toned arms. Please. I want a Democratic president who champions the causes of the left wing of the Democratic Party.

[That adorable lap dog named Brian Williams.]

Obama has to find the courage to prosecute those who authorized torture. It is the only way to clean up the cesspool in our various intelligence services. Who is in charge here? We elected Obama to be the president and to bring integrity and the rule of law back to our country. Instead he flies off to fight yet another war, fails to set a firm date for bringing our troops -- all of them -- home from Iraq and reuses to establish the rule of law.

[Prosecute those monsters who provided a/c to the terrorists and stuffed them with fine food!]

and all of a sudden we have Pay GO for decent health care.

[Was it Pay-Go or PoGo who stated, "We have met the enemy and he is us!"]

No, I don't feel better. I voted for a fraud.

[Sniff! Want a hankie to cry in?]

Don't bend me over and f*ck me once again while promising EFCA. Don't bend me over and f*ck me again while offering National Health care. Don't bend me over and f*ck me again while pumping $600 Billion down the rat hole for the Military Ind. Complex. Don't bend me over while handing billions to the very people responsible for putting us in this mess. Don't bend me over while cowering like rat bastard cowards on restoring the rule of law. I can't even fathom why the f*ck I should care anymore! BTW, I'll be boarding a bus for DC this Thursday to attend the National Rally for Health care. Will it even f*cking matter to these spineless motherf*ckers who call themselves Democrats? Can you tell I'm just a little pissed off? How far we've come from the days of those lunatic bastards on the right, only to watch in HORROR to these lowdown cowardly motherf*cking spineless Democrats. Just blowing some steam. Can't believe there are people out there urging patience and caution when I see spinelessness and cowardice on the part of those I elected to do the right thing.

[Insert obligatory Ben Burch Bend Over joke HERE...]

I wonder what Galloway's problem is this time. A horseshoe up his ass maybe?

[Ben Burch is jealous.]

I will study more on faith followers, perhaps there are some methods of injecting some small bits of reason into the religion of faith politics.

[Chris "Leg Tingle" Matthews certainly rates as an Obama faith follower so you should study him if you want to risk drowning in his drool.]

Obama was not Senate majority leader like LBJ. If he had been, he would know the ins and out of how to rein in an unruly group of his own party.

[But, hey, he did vote "Present" innumerable times in the Illinois legislature. ]

I went to THREE of Obama's rallies and heard him say and promise certain things at each one of them. I NEVER expected him to be able to fulfill all of them, campaigning is campaigning, but even though he's made some changes he seems to be "caving" on some VERY BIG ISSUES! Is this Change or just Changing Your Mind?

[Change Your Mind we can believe in.]

LBJ knew more about everyone in DC than J Edgar Hoover did and he'd leak it out in a drip to get people back in line

[Cable Guy: "I'm as healthy as a horse. Not a drip."]

he blew the most precious of chances, for all of us, a window, if you will, of good will and enthusiasm for real change. That window is closing, I'm afraid. Very foolish, if you really believe in change to begin with. I'm sorry but, Obama appears incredibly disingenuous at this point. and all that high~falutin' hope stuff...

[Doc Holliday: "And so she walked out of our lives forever..."]

Why don't get up off your asses and take to the streets and protest like our brothers in IRAN or STFU!

[DUAC! DUAC!]

Let the Democratic Leadership know that to sit on a public health care single payer plan is the death sentence for their party. This and only this will get them to listen. I will not waste another single vote on a Democrats if this does not come to reality

["RESOLVED: Adequate health care is a good thing." And that Happy Face toothless resolution is about all that you're going to get.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; bho44; brokenpromises; buyersremorse; dummies; lefties; second100days
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Now that Bamster disillusionment has set in over at DUmmieland, you can expect more frequent DUFUs. We are in for some VERY exciting times...especially when the DUmmies figure out that they WON'T be getting their sacred socialized medicine.
1 posted on 06/22/2009 6:34:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

In before the ping. Maybe.


2 posted on 06/22/2009 6:34:41 PM PDT by listenhillary (90% of our problems could be resolved with a government 10% of the size it is now.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 06/22/2009 6:35:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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Top 5?


4 posted on 06/22/2009 6:39:02 PM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: Yo-Yo

Top ten!


5 posted on 06/22/2009 6:40:09 PM PDT by BattleHymn
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aaahhhh Obummo you shaaaaaaddddduppp..........


6 posted on 06/22/2009 6:40:31 PM PDT by MissDairyGoodnessVT (Mac Conchradha - "Skeagh mac en chroe"- Skaghvicencrowe)
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DUmbass liberals are never happy...it’s part of their DNA. They wallow in their misery. Whoever is president doesn’t matter a bit. Suicide is apparently the only way out for them.


7 posted on 06/22/2009 6:40:49 PM PDT by clintonh8r (General James Mattoon Scott: Where are you now that we need you?!)
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Another good one PJ, thanks!


8 posted on 06/22/2009 6:41:06 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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Funny stuff, PJ.

They really, actually believed if they put Obammie the Commie in office, a purebred Red could do the impossible: impose hardcore Socialism on a nation AND improve its economy.

They truly believed he is God.

It's really fun watching them crash and burn.

And it's less than 6 months into a total of 4 years of this type of failure.

Thanks for posting!

9 posted on 06/22/2009 6:41:11 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (The most dangerous fascists are those with a warm smile and soothing voice.)
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LOL! Bush’s third term!


10 posted on 06/22/2009 6:41:47 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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10


11 posted on 06/22/2009 6:41:53 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (has created or saved 150,000 posts, sure.)
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Top 50!!!!

You have to know those people are nuts when Hussein isn’t radical enough for their liking....


12 posted on 06/22/2009 6:42:37 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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13 posted on 06/22/2009 6:43:32 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: clintonh8r
And isn't it ironic that the country is going to crap BECAUSE of Obammie the Commie's Socialist program...and they are abandoning him because he is not Socialist enough.
14 posted on 06/22/2009 6:45:11 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (The most dangerous fascists are those with a warm smile and soothing voice.)
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I don’t get why they swear so much are they all under age 22?


15 posted on 06/22/2009 6:45:32 PM PDT by omega4179 (America is a Christian Nation.)
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And the fun is barely getting started!


16 posted on 06/22/2009 6:45:32 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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Moral of the story is......

.....DON’T VOTE FOR RACSIST SOBS WHO HATE YOU.


17 posted on 06/22/2009 6:46:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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I wonder how that Hope and Change is working for them...


18 posted on 06/22/2009 6:47:45 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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Cue the sad, gypsy violins!!!! LOL!


19 posted on 06/22/2009 6:48:41 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Hey America! How's that "hope and change" thing working out? Are you scared yet?)
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Top 20.


20 posted on 06/22/2009 6:49:44 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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