Can anyone define these sentences for me: “Ego venit , ego posteri , ego eram zotted.”

[Tax-chick]

So do you have to “control-alt-delete” often?

[NicknamedBob]

"So do you have to “control-alt-delete” often?"

No. A good solid whack upside the Central Processing Unit usually does the trick.

[NicknamedBob]

"Would you rather trade it?"

Sometimes I think it would be cool to have a newer model; lighter, faster, and up with the newest operating systems.

But according to my studies, such transitions are not without their attendant problems as well.

[Monkey Face]

I stick with mine, too. No one in their right minds would want to trade!! LOL!

[Tax-chick]

I think the air conditioning on mine needs to be recharged. (The van’s too!)

[NicknamedBob]

That’s what happens when you overload it.

You need to offload some cargo.

[freedumb2003]

>>I feel the same way about the body I was given.

There is an expression used in most Latin American countries: “The free ends up being the most expensive.”

[Tax-chick]

One more month, according to the Pat. We’re just back from getting everyone’s picture taken. “Say ‘earthquake,’ James! Say ‘Iron Maiden tickets,’ Bill! Say ‘Uzi,’ Anoreth!”

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

What an amazing bunch of children you have!

[Tax-chick]

I’ll post the pictures when we get the prints. Bill was looking a lot like my brother!

[Monkey Face]

I can hardly wait!

[HKMk23]

How did you manage to have such beautiful children?

Wellll...truth be know, it all came about from us NOT trying to manage the situation. We figured The Good Book means what it says:

3 Behold, children are a gift of the LORD,
   The fruit of the womb is a reward.
4 Like arrows in the hand of a warrior,
   So are the children of one's youth.
5 How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them;
   They will not be ashamed
   When they speak with their enemies in the gate.
— Psalm 127:3-5 NASB

As you can see, it worked out well for us.

Now there's a whole gang of folks that's gone and built a movement on the principle.

But, then, imitation IS the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)

[Monkey Face]

You are truly blessed, for sure!

You have a beautiful family.

[Darksheare]

Umm, my fault?

[NicknamedBob]

Nope, just showing that butterflies show up in odd places in literature.

[Monkey Face]

They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly. His first 100 days and bam! swine flu.

[Darksheare]

Okers.
I bring thee... Bad Ideas!.

[NicknamedBob]

Compact Fluorescent Bulbs have now been obsoleted by Light-Emitting Diodes.

They are even more efficient and diodes have no mercury.

Typically, the low-power applications of an average apartment dweller, task lighting, background lighting, and entertainment, could all be provided by the stored power of an ordinary automobile battery, without affecting its ability to start the car the next day.

So, who needs an electrical grid?

Answering the question:

1) How do you cook your meals?
2) What happens if you don’t go to work for a few days?
3) Where do you get the power for the car?
4) What heats the water for your shower?
5) Where does the water come from?

Sheesh! One problem at a time! I just showed you how to eliminate your electrical bill.

[sionnsar]

You have FReepmail.

[sionnsar]

Compact Fluorescent Bulbs have now been obsoleted by Light-Emitting Diodes.

Hold on now! Technically yes, economically no. But I don't think it will take very long. I'll be surprised if LED loghting isn't dominant 5 years from now. (I remember when LEDs first appeared on the market in the '60s -- it was "information" then and illumination was at best a science fiction dream.)