[GeronL]

Dear Randall Flagg
Allow me to introduce meself if it please you. I am the Lagos Junior Minister of Oil Policy Implementation. I am writing to you because a relative of your Natoye Flagg has died, sincere apologies, and has left 15 million US dollars in our accounts. It is urgent that you claim this monehy before the state of Nigeria seizes it.

All I require is your bank account information and a small sum of 1,000 US dollars for processing fee. I hope to hear from you soonist on this import matter.

Mayash Arigg Ahouy

[RandallFlagg]

LOL!! I don’t even know why those morons try that anymore. They’re such jokes now.

[Gator113]

Me luv you long time.

[wastedyears]

LOL!

[sickoflibs]

and your social security number