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DUmmie FUnnies 02-12-09 (Pied Piper Pitt Proves Himself Unerringly Wrong Yet Again)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 12, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/12/2009 5:14:19 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Whenever William Rivers Pitt makes one of his many prognostications, you can bet it will be sure to be wrong. This first came to my attention post-election 2004 when Pitt frequently dispensed with his "insider" information that a certain legal paper was about to be filed in the courthouse of some obscure Ohio county that was sure to overturn the election results. And of course, there was that world famous statement about Karl Rove having already been indicted on May 12, 2006. And if you're wondering what happened to that prediction, then just wait 24 business hours. Most recently, Pitt was in a state of jubilation over Judd Gregg leaving the Senate to become Obama's Commerce secretary because it would mean another Democrat senator. It didn't happen for two reasons. One, the governor of New Hampshire agreed to name a Republican to the senate if Gregg left and, two, because as we learned today, Judd Gregg has decided to remain in the senate. Pitt continues to maintain his track record for perfect error as you can see in his jubilant DUmmie THREAD of January 30 titled, "JUDD GREGG FOR COMMERCE SECRETARY!!!!" So let us now join Pied Piper Pitt as he celebrates the departure of Judd Gregg from the Senate in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, recommending that Bukowski's brew its own Pied Piper beer, is in the [brackets]:

JUDD GREGG FOR COMMERCE SECRETARY!!!!

[Freudenschade, baby!]

If selected and confirmed, Gregg would be the second Republican in Obama's cabinet. Governor John Lynch, a Democrat, would pick Gregg's replacement.

...and the Senate Democratic majority would reach 60. Filibuster done

Gregg for Commerce, yo.

[Yo! Yo! Yo! ...Oh No!!!]

Not such good news if Lynch appoints a seat-warmer Repub.

[Stated Pitt's mumsy, Raven, who has a getaway cabin in New Hampshire for the Pittster to hide out from rightwingers who want to send him to a Walmart detention center.]

You're there. You think he will?

[Asks her little Sonny Boy.]

I honestly don't know. It is hard to read Lynch, he's a strange guy...I think Obama will be calling the shots on this one. Lynch will do what he's told...maybe!

[Maybe you should have spent your time trying to read Judd Gregg, mumsy.]

Who do you have there that would be considered? I know nothing about your state's politics. Any powerful progressive democrats?

[Progressive democrats meaning socialists of course.]

Paul Hodes or Carol Shea Porter. Both dem congresspeople. I think Hodes was thinking about running against Gregg in 2010. Not sure about Porter.

[Plus you weren't even sure about Judd, mumsy dearest.]

Will the Commerce Dept be marginalized in the new administration? As compared to what the Repugs did with the department.

[Asked a DUmmie just before the Obamites announce the removal of the census folks from Commerce to the White House.]

I remember Obama saying it was important for international trade, but not hyping it on the domestic scene, which is why I think he chose Richardson for his international background.

[Huevos Rancheros!]

Damned near a checkmate move, if you look at it closely.

[Pitt's check just got mated.]

Would Charlie Brown rather have Lucy hold the football or not??

[This was a case of Charlie Brown walking home and leaving Lucy to hold that football all night.]

Surely Obama has already calculated & dealt with this scenario.

[All carefully planned in advance. Pied Piper Pitt has assured us this is a perfect plan which can't fail.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; juddgregg; willpitt
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To: Paul Heinzman
Come on down to Nashville Paul. I'd be more than happy to buy you a Yuengling.

It's not really flying off the shelves here, like other parts of the country.

21 posted on 02/12/2009 6:19:49 PM PST by dfwddr (A warning to people from Nigeria; if you get an email from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.)
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To: bt_dooftlook
One DUmmie is suggesting the abolition of the Department of Commerce.

Time was when you could cut government spending with a pairing knife. Now, we need one of those big-ass cleavers, or a Sawzall.

22 posted on 02/12/2009 6:20:09 PM PST by Paul Heinzman ("Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.")
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To: Paul Heinzman
...but in this case we have a RINO playing the Opossum like a fiddle (I ain’t afraid of mixing my metaphors all crazy like).

Or, a RINO Senator exposing a novice President playing the fiddle like an opossom...

In any event, it gives the Obama administration another black eye for its cabinet selection process (not to mention its politicizing an essential government function). Opossums being nocturnal marsupials, they're a fitting metaphor for Obama's continually being in the dark...

23 posted on 02/12/2009 6:21:44 PM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: Incorrigible
There’s something creepy about reading a public dialogue between bottomless Pitt and his mother.

Not only creepy, but surreal. What, these two online political animals never talk local politics together? He doesn't know who in NH may be a pick to replace Gregg? It's as if they have no life together outside DU. Kinda weird...

24 posted on 02/12/2009 6:26:35 PM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Boy, now we know who dozed thru a class or two... yo This is Standard Chick-car-go speak. Ask any Democrat/Socialist alderman.


25 posted on 02/12/2009 6:28:05 PM PST by jonascord (Hurray! for the Bonny Blue Flag that bears the Single Star!)
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To: Incorrigible; franksolich; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
There’s something creepy about reading a public dialogue between bottomless Pitt and his mother.

I suspect it is the only way they communicate. I know that at times she has called him out for excessive profanity and public drunkenness.

Our resident Jungian analyst, franksolich, of course can offer more insight into the relationship between the Pied Piper and the carpetbagging maternal ancestress as he did in a recent DUmmie Alert than PJ, Charles or I could ever do.

26 posted on 02/12/2009 6:36:21 PM PST by Paul Heinzman ("Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.")
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To: dfwddr
It's not really flying off the shelves here, like other parts of the country.

DUnno why not. Yuengling is great beer. Oldest brewery in the country.

27 posted on 02/12/2009 6:37:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Comedy is not pretty...most of the time)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Pisses me off that I can't get Yuengling here in Ohio but PJ can get it in Florida.

That really is strange being that PA is next door to you.

28 posted on 02/12/2009 6:38:47 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Comedy is not pretty...most of the time)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is this Mtner77 person a troll?


29 posted on 02/12/2009 6:40:41 PM PST by alarm rider ("We laugh at honor, and are shocked to find traitors in our midst" C.S. Lewis)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oldest brewery in the country.

Older, bud weiser?

Their Black and Tan was the only one I cared for, but I''m an ale kind of guy.

Try a Sam Adams Triple Bock if you ever get the chance. Pricy, but well worth it. It goes VERY well with a free prime rib dinner !!!

30 posted on 02/12/2009 6:46:48 PM PST by dfwddr (A warning to people from Nigeria; if you get an email from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.)
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To: dfwddr
One of these days, I will take you up on that offer. Expect it when you least expect it (stole that line from Monk).
31 posted on 02/12/2009 6:47:23 PM PST by Paul Heinzman ("Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.")
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To: PJ-Comix
JUDD GREGG FOR COMMERCE SECRETARY!!!!

WILL PITT FOR COMEDY SECRETARY!!!!

32 posted on 02/12/2009 6:49:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (William Rivers Pitt, the Useless Pundidiot.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If selected and confirmed, Gregg would be the second Republican in Obama's cabinet.

And the second one who pays his taxes.

33 posted on 02/12/2009 6:51:33 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (William Rivers Pitt, the Useless Pundidiot.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I know nothing about your state's politics.

There, fixed it.

34 posted on 02/12/2009 6:56:03 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (William Rivers Pitt, the Useless Pundidiot.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Would Charlie Brown rather have Lucy hold the football or not??

Admit it, you read the DUmmie FUnnies, don't you?

35 posted on 02/12/2009 6:57:20 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (William Rivers Pitt, the Useless Pundidiot.)
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To: PJ-Comix
That really is strange being that PA is next door to you.

There's some bad blood going on there. That's all I can figure. We have relatives that bring us Yuengling and we go to the drugstore and buy them this vile stuff called Arbor Mist, which as near as I can figure is a mix of Kool-Aide and cheap Zinfandel.

I do happen to be enjoying a Yuengling at the moment. Very tasty. But those Reading pretzels just complete the meal. I need to find a source for those Reading pretzels.

36 posted on 02/12/2009 6:59:00 PM PST by Paul Heinzman ("Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Surely Obama has already calculated & dealt with this scenario.

About as well as he's handled every other scenario so far, which is to say, NOT VERY!

37 posted on 02/12/2009 6:59:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (William Rivers Pitt, the Useless Pundidiot.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Expect it when you least expect it

LOL

I try to live my life that way. Helps keep the blood pressure down. LOL

38 posted on 02/12/2009 7:05:29 PM PST by dfwddr (A warning to people from Nigeria; if you get an email from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Expect it when you least expect it

LOL

I try to live my life that way. Helps keep the blood pressure down. LOL

39 posted on 02/12/2009 7:05:49 PM PST by dfwddr (A warning to people from Nigeria; if you get an email from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.)
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To: dfwddr

WOW, just posted, hit the backspace button, waited a sec, and got a double post. Didn’t expect THAT !!! LOL @ me.


40 posted on 02/12/2009 7:09:23 PM PST by dfwddr (A warning to people from Nigeria; if you get an email from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.)
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