How many FReepers are going to believe:
“We’ve determined that 0bama is qualified to serve as POTUS, but we aren’t going to release the Certificate to the public for privacy reasons”
You're kidding, right? At this stage the clouds could part, a chorus of angles could burst into song, the mighty hand of God could decent and deliver the original copy of the birth certificate to Jim Robinson himself, and most people around here would say "It's an obvious fake."
There is nothing at this point that anyone could to do convince most FReepers that Obama's constitutionally eligible. Nothing.