DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

[visualops]

A downturn in the Playboy empire has caused Hugh Hefner to lay off a bunch of his Bunnies

Are they fired or does that just means hands off? =snicker=

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[pepsi_junkie]

Liberals claim to be "nuanced" but this confirms a fundamental thesis of modern liberalism: Republicans are either idiots, evil, or evil idiots. These are the only three choices available. No nuance allowed.

So for them Palin started as an idiot and since she has proven she isn't one, she is now evil.

This goes back at least to Nixon. Examples of liberal "analysis" of various republicans:

• Nixon = Evil
• Ford = Bumbling fool (i.e. idiot)
• Reagan = Evil (ex: wanted to kill gays via AIDS) and Stupid
• G H W Bush = Stupid (can't talk, shocked at supermarket scanners...)
• G W Bush = Evil (Bush lied, people died...) and Stupid
• McCain = Mostly stupid (old ... cant use a computer) with some evil thrown in (10 years of war...). As the election gets closer, libs will increase the "evil" focus. It's already starting, as in he wants to crush the little guy for the sake of fat cat wall street buddies (they say this about McCain with a straight face! Hah!)
• Sarah Palin: Initially, stupid. Now, evil. By election I expect "Evil and stupid" to be their position.

[doorgunner69]

And thus, she is very very dangerous.

"That's right Ice, I am dangerous!"

/Maverick

[epow]

We're not just battling flesh here...

I think you could be right, seriously.

I mentioned in another thread that whenever I see and hear the Anointed One speaking I get an eerie feeling that something evil or some evil spiritual entity is present in or around him. I was surprised when I got FRmail from other Freepers who feel that same evil presence but apparently don't want to be thought of as kookburgers for saying it on the forum.

I know that most evangelical Christians believe that Antichrist will soon appear on the world scene as a political mastermind with a demonic agenda for a global government agenda, do you suppose that Obama could just be????????

[hattend]

[CriticalJ]

“A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!”

I’ll take KFC Extra Crispy.

[COBOL2Java]

What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck. Now, what would be said if BIDEN had been the one winking?

Biden couldn't wink if he wanted to. He wore cosmetic tape (notice those two beige streaks on the side of his temples). As another poster mentioned, it was intended to give him a temporary eye lift, but it stretched his eyes to slits and made him look grotesque...

[epow]

with a demonic agenda for a global government agenda,

I don't know how that second "agenda" sneaked into that phrase, I know that an expert one-finger typist like myself would never have done that by mistake. Hmmmmmmm, one more reason to wonder about that evil entity theory??

[BubbaBasher]

I haven’t heard anyone talk about Biden visually undressing Sarah near the start of the debate. It was very early on and I think it was the first time they did a split screen while Palin was talking. Biden was looking right at her and then he scanned all the way down and then all the way back up and continued staring. You could almost see some drool on his chin.

[COBOL2Java]

I think Biden’s self promotion via his smile is beyond offensive. In the background I hear SNL’s Ladies Man.

One of the radio talkshow hosts this morning said that he recognized that Biden toothy smile - it's a signal that he's angry. He also counted them: Biden did the fake smile thing at least 12 times last night, which signaled how seethingly angry he was with Palin.

[epow]

but it stretched his eyes to slits and made him look grotesque...

Yeah, but you gotta admit, those hair plugs are getting less noticeable as he ages farther into senility.

Which raises the question, is his mental problem senility or has he always been that empty headed?

[meowmeow]

I do believe it - but the addition of Sarah to the scene makes it more interesting. Why her and why now? Before this summer, none of us had ever heard of her. For years we thought Hilary was the real threat. Then suddenly there is Obama - the image of what the Bible describes as the antichrist. And at the same time there is suddenly Sarah - so Queen Ester-like...raised up for such a time as this.

Are we getting just one more chance, before the end, to stand up for life and what is right, and being given the leadership to guide us? Or is she just a reminder, given to us to remember that we are not alone and we must always stand strong - because all Hell is about to break lose?

It is all so surreal...

I don't mind posting out loud - I've been chased around the board by our own breed of haters before...

[MozarkDawg]

He wore cosmetic tape (notice those two beige streaks on the side of his temples). As another poster mentioned, it was intended to give him a temporary eye lift ...

Is that what it is I'm seeing? I knew there was something odd about his face, and this isn't the first time my eyes have recognized something not quite right.

This cosmetic tape ... *tonal duct tape*, then, for those who really need the assist? ;)

[COBOL2Java]

I'm glad he clarified that. If he had just set "I had to get up", I would have assumed he was talking figuratively.

LOL! Good catch!

[COBOL2Java]

This cosmetic tape ... *tonal duct tape*, then, for those who really need the assist? ;)

[snort]...yeah, Bob Dole does Viagra commercials, Joe does 'em for cosmetic tape!

[MozarkDawg]

One clue is the effusive praise that Dick Morris gave to her performance on FOX News as you can see in this VIDEO which includes some entertaining fireworks with Alan Colmes.

I think my favorite from last night's post-debate H&C, when they are speaking with Joe Lieberman, Colmes was such a failure with Guiliani and Morris that he gave up asking Joe anything about Gov. Palin or the debate and chats a bunch of *How ya doin'* stuff. LOL!!

[MozarkDawg]

A message like “America is great and together we can do anything.” gives a lie to their pathetic excuses for not accomplishing anything.

You know they had to be going moon-bat crazy when Gov. Palin said, "It's not the American people's fault that the economy is hurting like it is, but we have an opportunity to learn a heck of a lot of good lessons through this and say never again will we be taken advantage of," because it belies the notion they and the other 0bama-minions are trying to push, the *you need government to take care of you* mantra. I swear, it is stunning, to have the party of JFK saying *Ask not what you can do for your country, but demand what your country is going to give to you.*

[mikrofon]

He won this debate HANDS DOWN

No, no, get your hands UP... Hands up for Joe!

[MozarkDawg]

Who ever thought jelly beans and winks would save the country?