DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

[TheFourthMagi]

How can a group of people that is for killing innocent babies between conception and birth call someone who is against that evil?

[TheFourthMagi]

More Princess Leia with a lightsaber.

[sarasota]

That’s my interpretation as well. A smile to conceal his anger. The worst sort of politician ever.

[Cyber Ninja]

She took over for Dick months ago.

[Hi Heels]

"Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning. "

And he thought about it last night...all night...over and over again...that wink, those glasses...he thought about it....and thought about it.....not about you, girlfriend, about that wink....all night long.

[MrB]

There really is a spiritual element to their behavior - very scary. We're not just battling flesh here...

This has been obvious since McCain selected her.

Look at these Verses

[just me]

I think you hit the nail on the head... toooo funnnny

[McGruff]

She is the most frightening candidate that we've ever had to come this close to the White House.

Let's go huntin.

[4woodenboats]

I guess it worked because she is "not sure" what set him off. *snicker*

After living in a hygene free zone since years earlier per the instructions in the Official Wedding Handbook for DUmmies, facilitating his successfully faking EDS, he was probably exposed during the debate and forced to do the dirty, dirty deed, waking up with so many tiny little "beachcombers", it looked like a scene right out of Gulliver's Travels.

That'd set anyone off.

[Melpomene]

What sets these people off is simple: optimism.

You're right. My liberal sister-in-law's nickname is "Eeyore" because she rarely says anything positive.

[meowmeow]

Thanks for those verses, MrB; you just gave me the missing piece to the Sunday School lesson I’ve been trying to put together!

[MrB]

Amazing how God works, isn’t it?

I left out John 15:18-25 and eph 6:12-18.

You might want to incorporate those, as well. These all are very relevant to current events.

[bcsco]

Just got here to the party, but I think they see her as evil because 1) She’s an unashamed Christian, and 2) She’s unashamedly for family values and marriage between one man and one woman. period. I’d bet those two facts have gotten their filthy shorts all wrapped out of shape as much as anything...

[danamco]

The DUmmies speaks only “gutter” English directly from Hell!!!

[X-FID]

I have some very tragic news to report. A downturn in the Playboy empire has caused Hugh Hefner to lay off a bunch of his Bunnies. You can find analysis about this sad tragedy in the latest edition of NewsBusted.

Downturn my a$$, Hef was just making room for the next batch of younger bunnies, at least I hope so.

[Charles Henrickson]

I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

True. It's Biden who's the idiot.

[Charles Henrickson]

She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. . . . what she really is: evil.

Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) picks up where Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) left off.

[Charles Henrickson]

I think my brain will terminate its own synapses. . . .

Then you better loosen up that duct tape on the side of your head, Joe.

[tophat9000]

You know when libs see Palin they act like Dracula seeing a cross

[Charles Henrickson]

Her arrogance just blew me away.

And Mr. Vero Possumus Greek Columns DOESN'T?