DUmmie FUnnies 09-16-08 (Primal Scream DUmmies Rage Over Obama Poll Plunge)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 16, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[wjcsux]

Hi PJ! Thank you for diving into the DU annd KO’s sewer. You consistently take one for the FR team! My hats off to you, sir!

[Cap74]

“I will brew a pot of coffee on election night and read their posts until my eyes bleed.”

I’ll join you. And I’ll go mad switching between Olbermann, DU, and watching the antics of the, um... natives. My hope is the McCain win is big enough that the media cannot give any credence to the inevitable rants.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

Kerry signs were 50:1 over Bush here is S.E. Ohio in 2004. It was unreal. I was positive Kerry would win Ohio.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

[Better send Obama into Ohio to "get me a huntin' license."]

[Right_Wing_Madman]

The Ukrainians staged a country wide shut down; the orange revolution.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

We need to be prepared to do the same or we need to be prepared to live with the result. So when the repubs try to swarm an election recount we need to out swarm them and push their asses somewhere else. When they try to rig the supreme court we need to plug the streets so nothing gets done around the court and the judges can't leave. When the cops and national guard are pulled in we have to convince them to support their neighbors rather than their overlords. Or we need to make sure that they spend months getting us moved. Everyone should buy a set of handcuffs and throw away the keys and then fill the keyhole with epoxy so they can't be opened and then chain themselves together.

But first you need to log off and walk out the basement.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

CNN shows a map of the U.S.A. today - the states divided into red and blue. Funny thing - it appeared only 7 of the states were colored in blue.

This is a problem.

[Luke21]

“No way I’m putting a McCain sticker on my car. I just bought new tires and I don’t want them slashed.”

The least you get is keyed by those fascists.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

GALLUP IS LYING! RASMUSSEN IS LYING!

[But not Jason Leopold. You can always believe him.]

Gilbert and Sullivan...
Burns and Allen...
Macaroni and cheese...

Pitt and Leopold.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

The next time some f*cker tells you that global warming is a myth, punch the shit out of them. No intelligent person believes that...Perhaps God should wash us off of the map for good.

But there is no God, remember? Scientific secular humanism is going to save mankind.

Back to square one, my DUmmie friend.

[palomonte]

never read the DU stuff before.

they are total buttheads, they ARE going to lose, but at least they seem interested.

I particularly liked the one about handcuffing themselves together and filling the keyholes with epoxy - like nobody would think of chain cutters.

What really is a shame is that all of that energy and passion are wasted because we’ve lost control of both public and to some extent private education in this country.

Skulls full of mush...God help us.

[PJ-Comix]

I will brew a pot of coffee on election night and read their posts until my eyes bleed.

And on election night there can not be too many DUFUs. I see TONS of DUFUs for election night.

[dirtbiker]

WE ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DOOMED...unless for some bizarre reason, they completely screw up and can't steal enough votes...we can always HOPE.

I BELIEVEEEEE!!!!!!!

[dirtbiker]

Do we actually think the corporate media controlled by the corporate overlords would rig the poles so that when they steal an insane percentage of votes on election day, no one will be surprised?

They have the first 4 words correct, and the answer is NO!

[dirtbiker]

Let's not forget the huge number of vituperative, small minded bigots who want to gloat over the libruls' despair.

Guilty as charged :-)

[dirtbiker]

These polls are complete bullshit, and anyone with half a brain can figure that out.

Half of your half must not be working.

YOU still haven't figured it out....

[dirtbiker]

You know who you are. You are LYING to US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dirty, corrupt SOBs!

You should not talk about your blessed Obamassiah like that....

[dirtbiker]

Perhaps God should wash us off of the map for good.

He already did that.

The next one will be by fire....