Pretty much my thought, except that I fulfilled my hunger for baby back ribs for the next two weeks, yesterday. And they were GOOOOOOOOOOD. Eat your heart out.
Oh, and I respect Porky, or any other porker, a lot more that I do most Democrats. After all, pigs are very intelligent animals, and Democrats are very stupid humans.
I thought I would be able to get slabs of baby back ribs on Saturday for just $1.25 each but, unfortunately, since the price was so low originally they all sold out on Friday at my secret market.