[null and void]

I’m bemused by your insisting that something can’t be done, invariably followed by how to do it.

[palmer]

I've never said it can't be done. But you are right, I invariably give the steps how to do it in every single post because some people just don't get it. Polarik, for example, thinks you can photoshop embossing into creases in a photograph. That's not possible, so I tell him that the embossing has to be done before the photography.

So here it is again for everyone:
1. Photoshop a COLB (without seals and background but with the greenish text and borders)
2. Print photoshopped image onto hashed paper (color laser)
3. Obtain embossing tool and emboss paper
4. Obtain notary rubber stamp and apply stamp
5. Fold resultant COLB, call friends at Factcheck
6. Take lots of pictures, post pics on internet.

Note the picture taking comes last. The polarik needs to update his blog.