So here it is again for everyone:
1. Photoshop a COLB (without seals and background but with the greenish text and borders)
2. Print photoshopped image onto hashed paper (color laser)
3. Obtain embossing tool and emboss paper
4. Obtain notary rubber stamp and apply stamp
5. Fold resultant COLB, call friends at Factcheck
6. Take lots of pictures, post pics on internet.
Note the picture taking comes last. The polarik needs to update his blog.
Perfect.