Still, there's a consistency on the dates he was born and I bet he believes that to be his birthday.
You give Michelle a few more years to beat his brains in and he'll look a whole decade or two older. You'll see. Check the ears since he got married. They've been stretched!
Okay, okay. I’m not saying to use the hammer on that piece of the jigsaw puzzle; an earlier birth doesn’t seem to fit well at all. Just hold the possibility of a discrepancy in years in mind when evaluating accounts.