[Dilbert56]

A Russian man waits in line at the store for over an hour. When he gets to the front of the line, he's told there is no more bread for sale. He launches into a tirade, asking what kind of government can't provide for its people. Finally, a man in a trench coat steps up behind him and tells him if he'd talked like that a few years ago, he'd have been shot.

He heads home empty-handed. His wife says: "What? They're out of bread?" He responds: "Worse, they're out of bullets."

[Turret Gunner A20]

Great — all of them.

[GOPJ]

A Russian man waits in line at the store for over an hour. When he gets to the front of the line, he's told there is no more bread for sale. He launches into a tirade, asking what kind of government can't provide for its people. Finally, a man in a trench coat steps up behind him and tells him if he'd talked like that a few years ago, he'd have been shot.

He heads home empty-handed. His wife says: "What? They're out of bread?" He responds: "Worse, they're out of bullets."

ROTFLMAO