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DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-08 ("Obama's astrological chart")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/13/2008 6:17:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
I've used astrology over the last 40 years as a relationship tool. . . . HOROSCOPES are a whole other ball game.

Hard to believe, but horoscopes even MORE fake, phony, and fraudulent than astrology!

41 posted on 06/13/2008 7:47:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
What you see in the newspaper is ENTERTAINMENT.

What we see in DUMMIELAND is entertainment!

42 posted on 06/13/2008 7:48:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: KarlInOhio

I clearly can’t do it. I wasn’t even on 24 hours.... I said that the guy who said higher IQ people believe in God less was correct in his observation (of course) but that the high IQ people could very well be wrong. It’s easy to elevate oneself to the level of the creator. Well, that did it... I was immediately asked about “evolution” and my messages deleted...someone checked freerepublic.com and found me. Sheesh. We do at least allow disagreement among our members on issues....over there, there can be no dissent from the Obama religion!


43 posted on 06/13/2008 7:49:34 AM PDT by vharlow (http://www.harlowhome.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
I believe in astrology to some extent. . . .

I--TO SOME EXTENT--BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

44 posted on 06/13/2008 7:49:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It takes @ 28 years to orbit your chart.

I think you orbited your chart a long time ago.

45 posted on 06/13/2008 7:51:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Saturn . . . is a stern professor.

Uranus is a naughty teacher.

46 posted on 06/13/2008 7:53:25 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Mercury is the planet of communications, which at the present is in retrograde in Gemini, and will go forward around the 20th of this month.

Pitt is the pundit of communications, which at the present is in retrograde in Bukowski's, and will go forward to "Nail It to the White House Door" on the 16th of this month, the Day When Everything Finally Changed.

Woops! That was June 16, 2005.

47 posted on 06/13/2008 8:00:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I need to find out when and what time and where he was born. . . .

Bethlehem, 4-6 B.C., according to our current calendars.

48 posted on 06/13/2008 8:03:17 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Are there any peer-reviewed scientific journals verifying the mechanism by which astrology functions?


49 posted on 06/13/2008 8:22:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
My astrologer told me last week that they had a new birth time on Senator Obama. . . .

Sorry, I'm afraid Senator Obama will have to throw your astrologer under the bus.

50 posted on 06/13/2008 8:25:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
In Chinese astrology 1961 would be the year of the Ox.

I just hope 2008 is not the Year of the Rat.

51 posted on 06/13/2008 8:28:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: Abathar; PJ-Comix
I wonder how they did all this in 1929, before Pluto was even discovered? Must have been some CYA going on they found another planet mucking up their charts...

And I also wonder how they're compensating for the fact that Pluto has now been "demoted", and is no longer considered to be a planet?

52 posted on 06/13/2008 8:30:04 AM PDT by Purrcival (This post was brought to you by the letter "a")
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama tends to exhibit more "feminine" characteristics in his approach to politics than Hillary Clinton does.

Obama will be our First Female President.

53 posted on 06/13/2008 8:30:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama tends to exhibit more "feminine" characteristics in his approach to politics. . . .

He does talk a lot without saying anything. . . . And he tends to whine when you criticize him. . . . OK, I can see it.

54 posted on 06/13/2008 8:33:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: PJ-Comix
until the materialists can scientifically explain what existed BEFORE the "Big Bang". . . .

Most DUmmies hold to the "Big Bong" Theory.

55 posted on 06/13/2008 8:35:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: Ditter

I wondered but didn’t want to ask...


56 posted on 06/13/2008 8:36:27 AM PDT by kimmie7 (<<<---- Too surly for the hoarde.)
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To: PJ-Comix
you can learn a lot about a person by reading the residue of their butt candles.

Feminine Barack is wondering, "Does this residue make my butt candle look big?"

57 posted on 06/13/2008 8:39:46 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Third Barack from the Sun.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Who’s the chick? I recognize all the others.


58 posted on 06/13/2008 9:21:34 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: kimmie7

The igniting of one’s own flatulence.


59 posted on 06/13/2008 9:26:35 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama's astrological chart

Obama's new Astro-logo

60 posted on 06/13/2008 9:31:56 AM PDT by mikrofon (Loonier Rising)
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