DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-08 ("Obama's astrological chart")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

the best times to take advantages of oportunities to name a couple things.

When is the best time to mention B.O.'s middle name?

[Charles Henrickson]

And, it's only as good as the astrologer one has.

IOW, it's worthless.

[KitJ]

Oh for Heaven’s sake!

These people can vote?!?

I wouldn’t want them to walk my dogs! (and my dogs probably wouldn’t either).

Come to think of it, I wouldn’t want them to pick up my dogs’ crap. They might ‘see’ something in it...(aside from the various ribbons, wrappers, and couch material that are normally there....)

Sheesh. Thanks, PJ. If it weren’t for you we wouldn’t know...

K.

[gate2wire]

"Put a bunch of us Cancers together and you'll hear a lot of, "can I get you anything?" "are you comfortable?"
Well, I'm a Cancer, and when I'm around other Cancers I know, the most heard line is; "get me another beer."

[Charles Henrickson]

There's a forum established for discussing this. . . .

It's called, "The Looney Bin."

But then, come to think of it, anywhere in DUmmieland would fit the bill.

[Condor51]

Woo-Hoo, top 25! :-)

Now to read the DUmmies comments

[franksolich]

I just got banned from DU. I don’t even know what I did? You can’t be a member HERE I guess..... because I was polite.

Check this out, link on my next comment. It gives the tips on being a successful mole or troll on Skins's island. Maybe when reading, you might discover where you slipped up. And good luck to you, sir; anything that discombobulates the primitives is a Service to Humanity.

[franksolich]

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[Charles Henrickson]

Obama is a Leo. . . .

Obama is a Leon--as in, Trotsky.

[Charles Henrickson]

I've got a bucket of chicken guts that proves this chart wrong.

Careful, you'll get the PETAphiles in DUmmieland after you.

[Charles Henrickson]

the astrological community

The Astrological-American community.

[envisio]

>>I just got banned from DU.<<<

Ha, I am going on eight times this year. I have no dicipline. I always out myself.

The last time, I mentioned something about working hard and being solely responsible for you family’s wellbeing ~ instant tombstone.

Thats OK... I still have 4 more LOUSY FREEPER TROLL identities.

[KarlInOhio]

Now is the time to stockpile DU login IDs to be used when they freeze new accounts.

[Charles Henrickson]

Apparently the astrological community has reached some level of concensus. . . .

I would think the Astrological-American community would be all in favor of Dennis "I Married an Alien" Kookcinich.

[Charles Henrickson]

Chiron, from what I've been told... represents the "Wounded Healer" archtype.

Rezko, from what I've been told, represents the "Hounded Wheeler-Dealer" frogmarch-type.

[Charles Henrickson]

Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto . . . of similar energies to the inner planets, but "a higher octave". . . .

You'll pay more for the higher octave.

[Condor51]

'Pluto is mentioned four times by the DUmmie Astrology 'expert'..

1. Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto have interpretations that are very similar to Mercury, Venus, and Mars respectively. The "ancients" didn't know those planets existed

2. Barack has Mars and Pluto in his seventh house.

3. Mars usually is associated with anger and passion, Pluto with sex, death, rebirth, transformation, psychotherapy,

4. Mars and Pluto are both in Virgo, but the sign that an outer planet

I hate to rain on this DUmmies parade but Pluto is no longer considered 'a Planet' by real scientists. those 'Astronomer' guys. Two years ago they decided that Pluto is an insignificant 'dwarf planet' - just another rock in the Kuiper Belt. And now are classified as '“plutoids”...

The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has decided that Pluto — and other dwarf planets in the Solar System that share similar characteristics — should now be sub-classified as “plutoids”. The revised classification comes almost two years after Pluto was demoted from “planet” to “dwarf planet” in order to dispel inconsistencies in order to dispel inconsistencies in Solar System nomenclature that have arisen as more orbiting bodies have been discovered.

So since Pluto is our there with numerous other “plutoids” it kind of screws up the whole Astrology thing, 'don't it'?

That being said, IMHO there is some thing to be said about the astrology and psychotherapy link.

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack has Mars and Pluto in his seventh house.

I didn't know Rezko got SEVEN houses for him!

[Charles Henrickson]

The seventh house is relationships and partnerships.

That's what I'm talking about! Rezko, Wright, Pfleger, Ayers, now Johnson. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Mars and Pluto are both in Virgo. . . .

Ayers and Rezko are both in prison--or ought to be.